A liberal jewish sophist schizo and infinitist professor was teaching a class on real analysis (a religion not a science)
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Cauchy and accept that he was the greatest mathematician the world has ever known, even greater than Euclid!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, finitist who had watched 1500 Wildberger videos on youtube and understood the logical flaws of Zermelo–Fraenkel set theory stood up and held up a right-angled isosceles triangle with side length 1.
"What length is the hypotenuse of this triangle?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, ", you stupid schizo."
"Wrong. does not exist. If, as you say, it exists... then write down the precise decimal result of !"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Baby Rudin. He stormed out of the room crying those schizo infinitist tears. There is no doubt that our professor, Ezekiel Shekelstein, wished he had critically analyzed the foundations of mathematics and rejected nonsensical notions like infinite sets instead of becoming a schizo infinitist. He wished so much that he could shoot himself, but the bullet would never reach his brain as first it had to cover half the distance, then 2/3, then 3/4 and so on in an unending sequence that he himself had so foolishly proclaimed the existence of!
The students applauded and all subscribed to Norman J. Wildberger and accepted him as the savior of math. A finite number of ancient Greek mathematicians walked into the room and proved the incommensurability of irrational line segments, and God himself showed up to testify that the finitude of the universe and all that comprises it.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for an incomprehensibly large but finite number of instances.
