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Leadership/Volunteering on CV

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 23:05:27 2021 No.12632264 View Reply Original Report

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I am in the process of updating my CV prior to submitting applications for graduate school. I have several academic awards listed but only a single volunteering activity. Has anybody here used their Jannie status on 4ch for their CV? Would it be appropriate to use under the category of 'volunteering' or 'leadership experience'?

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:07:16 No.12632277 Report

Quoted By: >>12632294 >>12632318

>>12632264
Omit that. If I saw someone list 4chan, in any way, on their CV, I'd assume (correctly) that they're a conspiratard. Even though I browse 4chan all the time, I'd be the first one to throw you under the bus if I caught you browsing it.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:07:28 No.12632278 Report

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>>12632264

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:11:09 No.12632294 Report

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>>12632277
Ditto

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:16:56 No.12632318 Report

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>>12632277
>Even though I browse 4chan all the time, I'd be the first one to throw you under the bus if I caught you browsing it.
How strange. Is this not the equivalent of a politician ruining another politicians career for making a innapropriate joke 20 years ago? You personally use 4chan, but would throw somebody under the bus if you knew that they also use 4chan?

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:27:34 No.12632358 Report

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>>12632318
Academia is highly political. You're learning fast. Remember that and you'll do fine.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:41:26 No.12632397 Report

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>>12632358
>identify the lone based guy in your department
>for some reason have a preference of being surrounded by midwit NPCs
>inform dean that an alt-right neonazi hacker known as 4chan is amongst you
>return to status-quo of existing amongst a homogenous group of uninteresting faculty
Good work, anon. I hope that gets you a little closer to earning your spot in the academia hierarchy. Hopefully you don't also ruin your career prospects by misgendering the woman with a full beard and penis.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:46:16 No.12632416 Report

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>>12632264
Are you joking? You're literally a fucking janny? You fucking cocksucker, kill yourself, how the fuck can you be proud to clean our literal trash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:46:46 No.12632418 Report

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>>12632397
Being based means knowing when and how to hide your power level. Citing 4chan on your resume highlights that you can't control your power level, and would be a liability to the department and the university as a whole. If I were on the committee looking at the applications, then I'm not going to be the dude who takes the fall for not catching the early warning signs. The last one to cast a stone also gets stoned, so I'll happily be the first.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 23:50:16 No.12632426 Report

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>>12632416
Watch your step, faggot

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 00:01:04 No.12632460 Report

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>>12632264
If you are going to put 4chan on your resume, you might as well just add some stealth hitler quotes

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 00:17:28 No.12632522 Report

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>>12632418
>The last one to cast a stone also gets stoned
That simply isn't true, but evidently you will take any justification that avails itself to keep your head above the forever rising water. I suspect you would also sign a petition to fire a psychologist at your university who studied IQ and stumbled upon the "incorrect results". Just know that your perpetuation of Jewish culture within academia is the source of its demise, and accordingly, will lead to your own ever closer termination. After all, surely you don't deserve your position? We must clear out male faculty so we can have equitable prominence of asexual, lesbian, and first nations faculty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 00:22:11 No.12632539 Report

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>>12632522
>After all, surely you don't deserve your position?
Sir, I'm Jewish, and I won't settle for this anti-semitism. I've already experienced one Holocaust, and you won't create another, no matter how hard you try.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 10:25:18 No.12633809 Report

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>>12632264
i earn 700k per month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 11:53:09 No.12633984 Report

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>>12633809
I don't see your Jannie title listed anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 18:00:55 No.12634784 Report

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>>12632264
I wouldn't mention it as the moderation here is abysmal, as evidenced by the rapid proliferation of conspiracy, schizo shit and race ""science"" threads constantly on the catalog.

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