Whales aren't real -- they are robots created by the government to spy on us!

> Whales are mentioned in the Bible (Genesis 1:21, Jonah Matthew 12:39-41 Luke 11:29–32)
The Bible is not scientific. Furthermore, how do you know that the Greek and Hebrew words actually correspond to "whales"

> Aristotle
Notoriously unreliable

> Moby Dick
This is a work of fiction