>>12630427The Flying Spaghetti monster cooked the entire universe in a pot, and we are in this pot still being cooked. Praise be his noodly appendage!
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
This is as valid as any god humanity made up, because they are all metaphysical beings, because the gods that lived up mountains and down the seas, or on the clouds even, are kinda hard to believe in now.