>>12610499Yo this is Slick Sam, and you may know me as the guy who sold you underwear made out of recycled clothing, or you might remember me as the naked guy from modern modern art festival, it's been hard to live that one down, but what you may not have known is that my store has recently expanded its inventory to include a ton of fancy oils! In fact I ran out of clothes to cut up so I've been filling the void in my life compressing all the kinds of fruits and vegetables into their liquid selves. Corn oil! olive oil! pineapple oil! I'll be honest I'm not sure that all of these are oils, but whatever they are they're definitely essential to your everyday life. Slick Sam's essential oils a great for any home environment for a variety of exciting purposes. A lot of these smell really good as long as you keep them refrigerated, so spread them around your home and turn up the AC to max for a long lasting fresh scent that your neighbors will envy. Use the corn and peanut oil for romantic massages and intimate evenings. You can just straight up drink this orange oil it's pretty good! And you can use the tomato oil for all kinds of cooking. I guarantee that my essential oils are cheaper than anything you can find online, or buy from the back of someone's car, because I started making these things for fun before I ever considered selling them, so I don't even know how much it cost me to make and I'm probably making a loss! It's okay though because I have to pay taxes on income and that's a real headache not even my essential oils can cure. Don't see an oil you want? Let me know I'll pick it up from the grocery store and compress it into fluid! I love smashing this stuff. Garlic oil! Celery oil! Water melon oil! You can even have water straight from the tap in my bathroom at no extra charge! Where else are you gonna find such great deals on liquid things! Nowhere but Slick Sam's. Open anytime provided you can grip the door handle without slipping off.
