why would you want to do that?
stoner burnouts are a higher class of people than astrophysicists.
over the past half century or so stoner burnouts have contributed more to human progress than astrophysicists have in all of history
what have astrophysicists done that was worth anything recently? calendars are a good invention, but other than that they haven't done much.
stoner burnouts have perfected indoor agriculture over the past few decades in a way that no lab scientists have ever been able to do. humanity can now grow plants for food independently of the sun for the first time ever, because of the work of stoner burnouts.
stoner burnouts were also the first to apply vacuum distillation to the problem of extracting ethanol from fermented corn mash efficiently, before stoner burnouts did that it was considered impossible to make fuel from corn efficiently enough to for large scale production. stoner burnouts were the ones who pointed out the effects of grapefruit juice on drug digestion in the 1980s, before that it was unknown to science that grapefruit inhibits digestive enzymes and causes some drugs to metabolize poorly. the medical community was killing a lot of people with accidental drug overdoses before they learned from stoner burnouts how to avoid the problem.
stoner burnouts have produced the single most effective drug treatment for cancer yet invented.