>>12602790have you heard about the time they grabbed a random nigga and said:
-hey random nigga why dont you go clean up my premium telescopes anus, now you be very careful it aint any telescope anus
and the nigga replied
-nigga bitch please you think its the first time ill go gentle on her dont ya worry homie i got you covered aight
so the nigga went and bought like the randomnest of soaps and caused 500 million dollars in damages
-nigga what the fuck you wreckted my telescope's anus
-ohhh niga my bad, i didnt think like, there would be a problem or anything
-you know what homie dont sweat it aiiight ? imma call my homie congress and hell fix us right up, while youre here, want an extra mil or something?
-ahhh thanks my homie you the man