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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 06:21:05 2021 No.12599443 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12599462 >>12599484 >>12599613

What's the evolutionary advantage to ignoring your zoom classes to instead browse 4chan and not take any notes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 06:22:52 No.12599445 Report

Quoted By: >>12599601

There is none, which is why you're going to die a virgin without having procreated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 06:27:21 No.12599462 Report

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>>12599443
because zoom is for zoomers and boomers get laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 06:36:10 No.12599481 Report

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Becoming autistic... But in the autistic way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 06:39:41 No.12599484 Report

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>>12599443
repeated exposure to 4chan may cause catastrophic cellular mutation, whereas "zoom" is the sound a car makes.

saigani

saigani Tue 19 Jan 2021 07:23:50 No.12599601 Report

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>>12599445
there is a bell curve, we're more naturally attracted to the cool boys who skip their classes so we can kiss them over facetime

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 07:28:30 No.12599613 Report

Quoted By: >>12599621

>>12599443
Socialising is more likely to get you sex so you prefer to socialise on 4chan instead of sit and concentrate on a zoom lecture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 07:32:22 No.12599621 Report

Quoted By: >>12600793

>>12599613
>implying 4chan gets you sex
This is a joke, right?
Going outside to public places is how you get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 07:43:11 No.12599640 Report

Quoted By: >>12599669

>listening to lectures
I can read by myself just fine, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 07:53:49 No.12599669 Report

Quoted By: >>12599678

>>12599640
I feel like I’m retarded, I can’t learn at all through lectures 95%of what the prof says never makes it to my memory

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 07:57:20 No.12599678 Report

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>>12599669
Same for me. I only ever visit the first 3 or so lectures to see if the prof will be dropping some lecture exclusive secret tech. if not I just work through the material myself while working on practice problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2021 15:43:36 No.12600793 Report

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>>12599621
4chan can give you the social confidence to get sex. I used to have less social confidence before I went here.

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