Sexual Selection of Vaginal Volume as Function of Survival Benefit

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If you didn't notice in recent news it was scientifically proven that Black girls have the tightest vaginas.

But why does it matter, evolutionary speaking?

My hypothesis is that, in nature, having sex for long periods of time put you at risk of being eaten by predators. So a loose vagina would mean that you would have to pump longer and make more groaning noises, allowing predators more time to pounce.
Therefore, tighter vaginas were naturally selected for as males would orgasm more quickly, giving predators less time to attack.

Thoughts?