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/sfg/ - Space Flight General - "make it HOT AIR EDITION" edition

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 19:10:48 2021 No.12588909 View Reply Original Report

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Hot Air edition

PREVIOUS: >>12585628

• NR-14 flies, good job Bezos Origin
• SLS hot fire, will probably get delayed
• Some anon had sex a year ago
• You're delusional if you think Starship will fly soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:12:52 No.12588914 Report

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>>12588909
>• SLS hot fire, will probably get delayed
They want to burn for 7 minutes don't they? I'm interested to see a test of that duration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:13:34 No.12588915 Report

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Link for SLS livestream
https://youtu.be/ELHOXi2t3lk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:14:19 No.12588918 Report

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>>12588915
>Jan 16, 4:20 pm
so they're trying to take a page from Elon's book?

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:16:40 No.12588925 Report

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The DoD should make the Space Force should go star-ship trooper mode to motivate people to join the other branches.

Service in other branches guarantees a ticket to Mars or the Moon. You would have to pay previous batches of sent recruits to build yourself an underground apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:17:25 No.12588929 Report

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>>12588909
4th for Falcon Centaur

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:20:58 No.12588936 Report

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>>12588872
what should be done to her in minecraft?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:22:54 No.12588943 Report

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>>12588936

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:23:13 No.12588944 Report

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>>12588936
She should be ignored, same thing goes for all those twitter idiots. If they lose an audience (or if they lose the attention they seek) they fade away because all relevance has been stripped from them

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:24:05 No.12588947 Report

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>>12588936
Many can join her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:25:16 No.12588953 Report

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>>12588944
it's too late for that, they are becoming the academic mainstream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:26:41 No.12588962 Report

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>>12588936
>>12588947
god I wish people who commit wrongthink get purged

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:27:08 No.12588964 Report

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>>12588953
Openly mock and deride anything mainstream.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:27:11 No.12588965 Report

Quoted By: >>12589001 >>12589079 >>12589108

Lmao watch this shit
https://youtu.be/YzUgq14kBwA?t=1360

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:27:22 No.12588967 Report

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>>12588947
Fucking delusional jesas

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:27:32 No.12588969 Report

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>>12588944
My hope is that when the Mars & Moon ticker tape parades happen they'll crawl back into their cave out of fear for public anger.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:28:58 No.12588976 Report

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:29:27 No.12588980 Report

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>>12588967
No, they're envious that others will get to live their dream. So they would rather set the space program back 30 years by not allowing the commercialization. They'll use excuses such as the space treaty as to why we shouldn't do things like space mining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:32:02 No.12588990 Report

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>>12588964
THIS, the mainstream always end up behaving retarded, this is true of all orthodoxies including those in academia, in fact moreso in academia than in most fields of life.
Reject orthodoxy, embrace competition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:34:59 No.12588998 Report

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>>12588909
On one hand, seeing a full-duration SLS core burn go off without a hitch would be cool. On the other, my boundless hatred for it means I'll be disappointed if it doesn't explode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:36:05 No.12589001 Report

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>>12588965
Neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:37:33 No.12589006 Report

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>>12588980
What a weird point of view, I hold no delusions about getting to be among the first waves of humans out to space, but I still want that future to come sooner than later because the sooner it happens the more likely it becomes that I could one day leave Earth myself, even if only to LEO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:37:47 No.12589008 Report

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>>12588980
Now that I think about it they're like relatives who try and sabotage a family member's weight loss achievements such as cutting their weight from 400 to 300 in 1-2 years.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:37:49 No.12589009 Report

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>>12588936

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:42:57 No.12589024 Report

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>>12589009
It's not just twitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:45:27 No.12589033 Report

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>>12589024
>Slate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:45:39 No.12589034 Report

Quoted By: >>12589040 >>12589043

One of the engines on the SLS now flew on a shuttle I watched launch live. For me, the coolness of seeing that engine get some more action all this time later outweighs the circumstances that put it in this situation, and I don't mind that these engines are getting expended because they would just be collecting dust otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:46:17 No.12589038 Report

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>>12589024
>Zaringhalam
Is space even halal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:46:44 No.12589039 Report

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Just got in, is the hot fire still on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:48:33 No.12589040 Report

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>>12589034
That's pretty cool actually. I hope they left at least a couple in the museums, but yeah it's not like you really need to keep 30 of them laying around for posterity, especially not now that the design got revived just for SLS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:48:42 No.12589042 Report

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>>12589039
Stream set to go live in ~31 mins according to youtube.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:48:55 No.12589043 Report

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>>12589034
In sweden they started to melt down viking artifacts because not enough storage space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:49:07 No.12589046 Report

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https://twitter.com/JimBridenstine/status/1350527804727828480
>Currently running up to an hour ahead of schedule for @NASA_SLS hot fire test. NASA TV broadcast will now begin at 3:20pm ET.
SLS ahead of schedule? wtf?

>>12589039
yes

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:50:41 No.12589049 Report

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>>12589046

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:50:44 No.12589050 Report

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>>12589040
No, you can use them to teach future generations such at engineering schools. None of the shuttles will have actual engines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:51:12 No.12589053 Report

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>>12589040
Even if they do simplify the design, it still sucks that new engines are planned for use on SLS. I just have no qualms about the Shuttle engines going on SLS, as long as a couple are preserved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:51:58 No.12589057 Report

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>>12589049
Hahahah

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 19:59:36 No.12589078 Report

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I would love to have a raptor as decoration, better (and maybe less expensive, depending on the artist) than a gay statue.
Speaking of price, imagine if raptors were as expensive as RS-25 engines. Both have more or less the same thrust. The latter is 100.000.000$/u, assuming a generous 50% of margin for Aerojet Rocketdyne, that's a cost of US$50 million. Since SpaceX already made 44 raptors, they would have put 2 billions just for the raptors...

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:00:07 No.12589079 Report

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>>12588965
nice find. Holy shit check out this one: https://youtu.be/YzUgq14kBwA?t=1655

guess the complex helium seal failed in this one. Just wow. It's nuts watching the most stable engine ever made catastrophically fail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:00:09 No.12589080 Report

Quoted By: >>12589084

I wish we could get Big Jim in this general to thank him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:02:05 No.12589083 Report

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>>12589078
Raptor costs ~$2 million right now, and is trending down sharply according to Elon.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:02:14 No.12589084 Report

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>>12589078
>lose a super heavy
>go out of business

>>12589080
/v/ has gotten together to send cards to people before. Everyone contributes a little drawing and/or message: https://mynintendonews.com/2014/06/21/nintendo-treehouse-receives-massive-thank-you-card-from-4chans-v/

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:02:40 No.12589086 Report

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>>12588465
>once in a generation test for SLS is the same as a twice in an afternoon test for Starship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:04:00 No.12589090 Report

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>>12589083
There will be a day probably not ten years from now when the average middle class joe could pop on down to Boca and buy himself a Raptor engine like he was buying a fancy car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:04:17 No.12589092 Report

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>>12589079
Holy shit lmao. Yeah they tested the hell out of it to make sure it didn't an hero the entire shuttle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:05:20 No.12589097 Report

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>>12589086
If you think Starship did a static fire more than once the other day you're delusional

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:06:00 No.12589099 Report

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>>12589090
>on THIS episode of Top Gear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:06:46 No.12589103 Report

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>>12589079
>the most stable engine ever made
Dude, you think the RS-25 is the most stable engine ever made?? laughing my ass off for real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:06:58 No.12589104 Report

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>>12588053
lol
>>12589079

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:07:39 No.12589107 Report

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>>12589097
SN9 did

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:08:27 No.12589108 Report

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>>12588965
The engine at 14:18 is pulling a Raptor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:12:54 No.12589122 Report

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>>12589090
>What is ITAR?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:13:56 No.12589124 Report

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>>12589097
>>12589107
Take him to the infirmary. He's delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:15:49 No.12589135 Report

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Starship is dead. Blue Origin is the only option.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:16:33 No.12589138 Report

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>>12589108
mmmmmm turbopump soup

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:16:45 No.12589139 Report

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Blue Origin, SpaceX, Rocket Lab, all of these new space companies are going to fail. Boeing is the only option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:21:27 No.12589147 Report

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>>12588909
Redpill me on starship anons? Is it the next big thing? Or an overvalued Ponzi like $TSLA?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:21:30 No.12589148 Report

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NASA IS LIVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:21:32 No.12589149 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELHOXi2t3lk
>720p
Jesus, Nasa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:21:31 No.12589150 Report

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it's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:21:58 No.12589151 Report

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SHE CUTE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:22:37 No.12589154 Report

Quoted By: >>12589157

Will this just be the core stage test or will it include the SRBs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:22:40 No.12589155 Report

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>30 minutes until testfire
>Big Jim will speak at one point

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:23:06 No.12589156 Report

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SHE NOT CUTE

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:23:23 No.12589157 Report

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>>12589154
Core. SRB was tested last year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:23:38 No.12589159 Report

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OH FUCK, A MUTT, BRING BACK THE CUTE CHICK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:24:40 No.12589160 Report

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>>12589157
cool, was not aware

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:25:22 No.12589161 Report

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>This is a test NOT a demonstration
holy cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:25:29 No.12589162 Report

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>this is a test today, this isn't a demonstration
NASA pre-cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:25:50 No.12589163 Report

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>after 7 years of Delay, Boeing is finally able to static fire a space shuttle tank

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:25:58 No.12589164 Report

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time for them to shill SLS for us

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:26:29 No.12589166 Report

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>>12589161
>>12589162
hahahahaha, based.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:27:30 No.12589168 Report

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BIG JIM SIGHTING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:27:33 No.12589169 Report

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>>12589149
There's like some fucking archaic law in the US that all government internet broadcasts must be maximum 720p or something because everything is at that whether it's the fucking president, congress or NASA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:27:45 No.12589170 Report

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>THIS ISN'T A DEMONSTRATION, THIS IS A TEST
notice how spacex doesn't actually stream something as mundane as a static fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:28:36 No.12589171 Report

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>WE WANT TO GO TO MARS
Better build a proper fucking rocket then, not this half assed piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:29:56 No.12589172 Report

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>Most powerful rocket ever built
Why do they continue to lie to us

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:30:21 No.12589173 Report

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>>12589171
They're just going to dömp it and buy nuclear starship when they actually want to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:30:52 No.12589175 Report

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>>12589172
There's a senator right off camera with a gun. If Jim says the "S" word they cut the stream and send him to the gulag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:32:01 No.12589177 Report

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>but to do that, we must go
TO DO THAT, SLS MUST GO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:33:20 No.12589182 Report

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ALRIGHT, IF ANY OF YOU FUCKS MENTION STARSHIP OR SPACEX IN OUR 720p LIVESTREAM YOU WILL BE ANHERO'D

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:34:24 No.12589186 Report

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Did Todd write this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:34:34 No.12589187 Report

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SLS hydromeme core stage is so lame, getting carried by SRBs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:34:35 No.12589188 Report

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>The difference between the tanks
OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY HYDROGEN BROS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:34:57 No.12589190 Report

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>>12589168
change the text to
>I showed you my rocket, now fund me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:35:21 No.12589192 Report

Quoted By: >>12589194 >>12589195 >>12589196 >>12589206

Okay serious question, if this thing explodes today would it be funny? Or would it be bad news for the taxpayer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:36:28 No.12589194 Report

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>>12589192
Taxpayer doesn't have a word in it anyways, doesn't he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:36:53 No.12589195 Report

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>>12589192
barely noticeable on the taxpayer, SLS and space in general is a very small expenditure,
It would be peak comedy, not in a funny way, but in a divine sort of way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:36:55 No.12589196 Report

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>>12589192
it would be funny and it would be fantastic news for the taxpayer because SLS would be canceled

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:37:36 No.12589199 Report

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>Starliner
uwot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:37:48 No.12589200 Report

Quoted By: >>12589207 >>12589211

They're seriously talking about the engine heritage right before they prepare to kill them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:38:10 No.12589201 Report

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lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:39:06 No.12589205 Report

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TEAM BOEING REPRESENT!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:39:22 No.12589206 Report

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>>12589192
Each SLS vehicle is like 2 billion dollars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:39:42 No.12589207 Report

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>>12589200
they're fucking rubbing it in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:39:42 No.12589208 Report

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>NASA streaming

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:39:50 No.12589209 Report

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NASA used to be based. Why does it now look like a diversity fair?

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:40:10 No.12589211 Report

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>>12589200
Direct line from the SPACE SHUTTLE!

And a direct drop into the sea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:40:41 No.12589214 Report

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>>12589209
Lack of any objective or vision after the space race, of course

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:42:20 No.12589221 Report

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:42:43 No.12589222 Report

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>>12589214
>Okay we got the moon, on to Mars!
>no, no
>Oh okay, then what?
>LEO cookie-bakery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:43:30 No.12589223 Report

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>>12589209
Why do intelligent Black women make you so uncomfortable?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:44:17 No.12589227 Report

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>more than 1000 companies
where's the webm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:44:32 No.12589229 Report

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Oh no.
The insides of the core stage looks like it came directly from the year 2003

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:45:11 No.12589235 Report

Quoted By: >>12589236

Any one watching the SLS test?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELHOXi2t3lk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:45:37 No.12589236 Report

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>>12589235
Bro everyone here is literally talking about it, read the thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:45:48 No.12589237 Report

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>>12589227
hahaha
brrr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:46:17 No.12589239 Report

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>>12589236

Page was not loaded correctly. My bad. Am rarted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:46:30 No.12589240 Report

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This is the dumbest Aerospace livestream in history LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:46:35 No.12589241 Report

Quoted By: >>12589308

why do government streams smell bad compared to private company streams?

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:46:52 No.12589242 Report

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>>12589223
Didn't mean to come across as racist; just annoyed that they have these non-STEM social media hires to try and look "hip" even though their social media is horrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:47:08 No.12589243 Report

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>>12589237
How is this even possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:47:38 No.12589246 Report

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>they’re already getting delayed
Come on guys.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:48:03 No.12589247 Report

Quoted By: >>12589250 >>12589252

>SLS body pillow

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:48:41 No.12589250 Report

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>>12589247
lewd

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:48:50 No.12589251 Report

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Why do they keep calling it a new rocket? Isn't rs25 like 30 years old?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:48:53 No.12589252 Report

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>>12589247
Holy shit, where can I buy one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:49:02 No.12589254 Report

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How long?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:49:36 No.12589258 Report

Quoted By: >>12589272

>SLS is like a human being
Yeah, and it likes to be addressed by the name Frankenstein lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:50:05 No.12589261 Report

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>>12589243
When you have a mandate to employ every state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:50:22 No.12589263 Report

Quoted By: >>12589269 >>12589271 >>12589273 >>12589277 >>12589278 >>12589279

>wake up
>check sfg
>lots of commotion
>w-whats going o-on?
>a fucking engine test
why does anyone care

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:50:33 No.12589265 Report

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>>12589122
Get the FUCK out of my country noncitizen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:51:10 No.12589266 Report

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>talking over comms
fuck you nasa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:51:12 No.12589267 Report

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>>12589242
>I-I'm not racist! Here's a picture of my favorite based black person!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:51:17 No.12589269 Report

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>>12589263
big rocket go brrr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:51:25 No.12589270 Report

Quoted By: >>12589277

>A NASA engineer on the SLS Green Run broadcast says teams are working through some unspecified issues on the B-2 test stand at the Stennis Space Center

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:51:40 No.12589271 Report

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>>12589263
This is the only time we'll ever get to see SLS light up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:51:42 No.12589272 Report

Quoted By: >>12589314

>>12589258
akshully, it's called Frankenstein's Rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:51:47 No.12589273 Report

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>>12589263
Because if something goes wrong we will all laugh, and if something goes catastrophic this general will go to page 9 in a matter of seconds because of the memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:51:59 No.12589274 Report

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i am that racist guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:52:31 No.12589276 Report

Quoted By:

>official stream allowing chat
that's bold of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:52:46 No.12589277 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589263
it'll be funny if it explodes

>>12589270
I don't know if anyone actually expects them to fire the engines today desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:53:11 No.12589278 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589263
Happens once a decade for NASA. For SpaceX its almost a weekly/monthly thing now. You've been spoiled by SpaceX

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:53:26 No.12589279 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589263
It might blow up and that would be fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:53:43 No.12589281 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589267
What are you gaining from this anon I'M JUST ANNOYED AT NASA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:53:47 No.12589282 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589227
This reminded me I once went to a relatively small shop/factory which was making gears for various stuff, including Ariane (or Vulcain maybe), they had a clean room for this because you don't want to put grease stains on gears which will swim in LOX.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:53:51 No.12589283 Report

Quoted By:

>"let's turn it over to mission control"
>doesn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:53:54 No.12589284 Report

Quoted By: >>12589529

the less "racist" society has become the worse it has become in every measurable way, scientifically speaking racism is a good thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:54:11 No.12589286 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ptPdlVAwFg#

Any year now guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:54:26 No.12589288 Report

Quoted By: >>12589293 >>12589307 >>12589309

inb4 shit goes boom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:54:47 No.12589290 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589267
nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:55:47 No.12589293 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589288

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:55:55 No.12589294 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589267
Dilate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:56:06 No.12589295 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589243
>Kiah!?
>IS THIS THE POWER OF OLDSPACE?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:56:16 No.12589296 Report

Quoted By:

dubs and BOOM :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:56:31 No.12589298 Report

Quoted By:

God the Nasa stream is pure cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:56:45 No.12589301 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589243
Advanced Jewry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:57:39 No.12589303 Report

Quoted By:

>half the stream is reading twitter
kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:57:40 No.12589304 Report

Quoted By: >>12589316

you will not be racist
you will eat the bugs
you will use a $2 billion non-reusable rocket

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:57:50 No.12589307 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589288
checked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:57:56 No.12589308 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589241
Tragedy of the commons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:58:37 No.12589309 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589288

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:58:37 No.12589310 Report

Quoted By:

I legitimately hate w*men

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:58:46 No.12589311 Report

Quoted By: >>12589319 >>12589324 >>12589369 >>12589378 >>12589721

>SLS theme song
https://youtu.be/2Ko9TpduOhE?t=106

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 20:58:55 No.12589314 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589272
Lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:00:06 No.12589316 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589304
And I will bring down thins rocket, with no survivors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:00:05 No.12589317 Report

Quoted By: >>12589321 >>12589335

>they FINALLY shut up
now watch as mission control has nothing to say until they come back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:00:12 No.12589318 Report

Quoted By: >>12589325

>>12588909
>Estronaut justifying sunk cost fallacy in real time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:00:38 No.12589319 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5j8lz4oD4Q

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:00:58 No.12589321 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589317
this sound of hissing is better than listening to their lame PR spiel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:01:15 No.12589323 Report

Quoted By:

the only good thing SLS could actually be used for is as a massive wet workshop

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:01:29 No.12589324 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589311
https://youtu.be/mnKUd6vQzjw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:01:35 No.12589325 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589318
TEAM SPACE XDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:01:40 No.12589327 Report

Quoted By:

>Stupid Twitter Q&A
>Now it's just Wooshing noise
>Not even control voices
Just blow up already and save us all the hassle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:00 No.12589328 Report

Quoted By:

they better not talk during the test...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:05 No.12589329 Report

Quoted By:

>Not even a countdown timer on screen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:15 No.12589330 Report

Quoted By:

>Camera timer said 16:21
>Its 16:00
Welp, this is fake video.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:28 No.12589331 Report

Quoted By:

>hiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:30 No.12589332 Report

Quoted By:

hold

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:33 No.12589333 Report

Quoted By:

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:35 No.12589334 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589090
now that is the future i want

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:39 No.12589335 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589317
lmao called it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:45 No.12589336 Report

Quoted By: >>12589353

>HOLD
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAIUASFIUHSDHIOUNGSIDHOAHODIGF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:02:47 No.12589337 Report

Quoted By: >>12589347

>...and reminder! we are in a DYNAMIC situation
C O P E
O
P
E

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:02 No.12589339 Report

Quoted By: >>12589353

>Hold
Scrubadub this thing or just fucking blow it up and save us the fucking hassle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:07 No.12589340 Report

Quoted By: >>12589353

HOLD
HOLD
HOLD
OH NO NO NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:08 No.12589341 Report

Quoted By: >>12589355

>7 years delayed
>they still call a hold

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:09 No.12589342 Report

Quoted By:

>hold

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:14 No.12589343 Report

Quoted By: >>12589351

HOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:32 No.12589344 Report

Quoted By:

This dude's whole career hinges on defending anything that happens to this core stage today lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:33 No.12589345 Report

Quoted By: >>12589350 >>12589356 >>12589358

shuttle never had holds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:47 No.12589346 Report

Quoted By:

>hold
HOLD IT FOR ANOTHER DECADE WILL YA TONY HAHHAA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:52 No.12589347 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589337
>and that's OKAY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:03:56 No.12589350 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589345
uhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:04:04 No.12589351 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589343
>raptors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:04:22 No.12589352 Report

Quoted By: >>12589375

JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:04:58 No.12589353 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589336
>>12589339
>>12589340
their last fucking WDR had to abort due to an abnormality. Of course the actual static fire wasn't going to pan out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:05:01 No.12589354 Report

Quoted By:

>so say this hold is lifted
God I hate this safe language crap. FUCK YOU NASA!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:05:06 No.12589355 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589341
>paper rocket concept since the mid 80s
>still can’t hot fire in the early 2020s
OOOOOF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:05:10 No.12589356 Report

Quoted By: >>12589359 >>12589363 >>12589471

>>12589345
Yeah they just blew up with 7 people on board a couple times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:05:25 No.12589357 Report

Quoted By:

>let's say they lift the hold
even the commentator doesn't think it's gonna happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:05:33 No.12589358 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589345
Were you even born for the shuttle era? It was weeks of holds and scrubs before blowing people up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:05:57 No.12589359 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589356
sovl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:06:54 No.12589363 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589356
Hahah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:06:56 No.12589364 Report

Quoted By:

>you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:07:00 No.12589366 Report

Quoted By:

Why is the audio so low on the stream? Can't NASA do anything right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:07:07 No.12589367 Report

Quoted By:

>This is a dynamic situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:08:12 No.12589369 Report

Quoted By: >>12589746

>>12589311
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:08:15 No.12589370 Report

Quoted By: >>12589379

>In a minute
>In 10 minutes
>Maybe in another 7 years
Remember lads this is a dynamic situation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:08:32 No.12589373 Report

Quoted By: >>12589382 >>12589389 >>12589395

wow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:09:04 No.12589375 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589352
You called?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:09:07 No.12589376 Report

Quoted By:

>FFFFSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIHHHHHSSSSSISSSHSHHSHSHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:09:14 No.12589377 Report

Quoted By: >>12589391

Not to defend SLS, but you guys do realize that this is identical to Starship holds, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:09:23 No.12589378 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589311
>SLS theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR-qQcNT_fY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:09:27 No.12589379 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589370
Dynamic Launch System

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:09:27 No.12589380 Report

Quoted By: >>12589385 >>12589392 >>12589397

Isn't this thing supposed to fly later this year?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:09:54 No.12589382 Report

Quoted By: >>12589388

>>12589373
Kill all boomers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:09:54 No.12589383 Report

Quoted By:

NSF is angery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:10:25 No.12589385 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589380
this year is on hold

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:10:50 No.12589387 Report

Quoted By:

NO LOOP FOR THE PLEBS

ONLY HHHHIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:11:02 No.12589388 Report

Quoted By: >>12589418

>>12589382
it's pretty funny watching a big-name NASA boomer dump on current NASA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:11:03 No.12589389 Report

Quoted By: >>12589399

>>12589373
get their asses wayne

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:11:13 No.12589391 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589377
Spacex doesn't do webcasts for static fires and for the SN8 it was just a stream with some great camera shots. Everything that is on youtube for static fires is fan driven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:11:16 No.12589392 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589380
3 years ago*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:11:24 No.12589394 Report

Quoted By:

Wouldn't it be fun to slide down the flame trench?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:11:25 No.12589395 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589373
Haha holy shit, I'm hoping even more that it blows up now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:11:51 No.12589397 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589380
It was supposed to fly in 2014
then 2017
then 2018
then 2019
then 2020
now 2021 lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:12:05 No.12589399 Report

Quoted By: >>12589411

>>12589389

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:12:06 No.12589400 Report

Quoted By:

KEEP IT DOWN IN THE CONTROL ROOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:12:19 No.12589401 Report

Quoted By: >>12589403

>T-40 minutes
OHNONONONO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:13:36 No.12589403 Report

Quoted By: >>12589412

>>12589401
Well at least it's a countdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:14:18 No.12589405 Report

Quoted By:

So are going or what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:14:25 No.12589407 Report

Quoted By: >>12589792

rekt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:14:29 No.12589409 Report

Quoted By: >>12589435

Estronaut currently shilling for NASA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:14:34 No.12589410 Report

Quoted By: >>12589414

This core stage doesn't even look cool. Kitbash scrubber: the rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:14:50 No.12589411 Report

Quoted By: >>12589415 >>12589417 >>12589420 >>12589421 >>12589423 >>12589425

>>12589399
Wait, are they using refurbished engines for this? Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:14:56 No.12589412 Report

Quoted By: >>12589419

>>12589403
Not yet they announced the countdown to the countdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:15:23 No.12589414 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589410
Kitbash Scrub System

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:15:34 No.12589415 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589411
even better , they use the engines that actually flew on the shuttles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:15:35 No.12589416 Report

Quoted By:

Wouldn't it be funny if they forgot to strap it down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:15:56 No.12589417 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589411
anon...i have some bad news....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:15:56 No.12589418 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589388
Yeah where is he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:15:58 No.12589419 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589412
oh wait nvm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:16:02 No.12589420 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589411
Only way they could get congress to sign off on a rocket, reuse existing technology AND hardware.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:16:21 No.12589421 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589411
It was mandated by law. Funny enough, SLS has been delayed so much that they have already built a whole new set of RS25's. But it is still mandated by law to use the shuttle engines so they are going to use them and destroy them anyways

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:16:25 No.12589422 Report

Quoted By: >>12589429 >>12589430 >>12589432 >>12589440

at least its not a penis rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:16:28 No.12589423 Report

Quoted By: >>12589426 >>12589438

>>12589411
Do you want to be even more angry?

SLS has the dV to put the entire core into a stable orbit. It takes the historic shuttle engines half way to GEO, and then dumps them in the ocean. They could leave the RS-25s in orbit for later recovery, but actively choose not to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:17:06 No.12589425 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589411
So that they can shill SLS as "reusable"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:17:28 No.12589426 Report

Quoted By: >>12589431 >>12589434 >>12589436

>>12589423
wtf? why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:17:41 No.12589427 Report

Quoted By:

This inane verbal confirmation of versions of things on the loop is almost making me wish for the inane PR commentators again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:17:48 No.12589429 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589422
>all that debris floating around inside
yikes yikes yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:18:01 No.12589430 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589422
looks hazy...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:18:09 No.12589431 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589426
Space is hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:18:11 No.12589432 Report

Quoted By: >>12589459

>>12589422
So whats with that UFO flying from the left?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:18:18 No.12589434 Report

Quoted By: >>12589444

>>12589426
So that Rocketdyne can keep getting Govt. money for making new engines

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:18:19 No.12589435 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589409
If he talks shit he risks getting black listed not just from NASA gigs but every affiliated private rocket industry. If you want to hear shit talking watch angry astronaut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:18:28 No.12589436 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589426
NASA can't into space without dumping billions of dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:18:44 No.12589438 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589423
>SLS core wetlab space station never
The delays would be quite understandable if that was the case

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:18:59 No.12589440 Report

Quoted By: >>12589446

>>12589422
I can't decide which is worse; the SLS or Benis rogget :D
Benis has been in development since 2006, and is sub-orbital, but it's not the "next big thing" so it doesn't matter, but atleast it has flown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:19:57 No.12589444 Report

Quoted By: >>12589450 >>12589454 >>12589470

>>12589434
They aren't making new ones, they're using museum pieces from literal 30 year old shuttle trash bins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:20:41 No.12589446 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589440
New Benis is a privately developed toy for the world's second richest man. I'm fine with it. I think it's silly, but it doesn't hurt anyone.

SLS actively destroys heritage by existing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:21:44 No.12589449 Report

Quoted By: >>12589456 >>12589546

Why do they need fucking presenters for a TEST FIRE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:21:50 No.12589450 Report

Quoted By: >>12589458

>>12589444
No, worse. THEY ALREADY MADE NEW ONES. Artemis 1 could fly with new build RS-25 engines. They just need to swap them and put the museum engines back in museums. BUT CONGRESS MADE THAT ILLEGAL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:22:32 No.12589454 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589444
Didn't they run out and had to start producing new RS-25s to meet the demands of Artemis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:22:45 No.12589456 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589449
There is a whole PR department that has to justify their over blown budget.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:22:55 No.12589458 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589450

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:22:56 No.12589459 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589432
aliens traveled millions of light years to laugh at BO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:25:26 No.12589470 Report

Quoted By: >>12589474

>>12589444
Rocketdyne have already made new ones, the stated plan is just destroy the remaining shuttle engines for the first few SLS launches.

It's so retarded. Money is laundered out to political buddies and NASA's main rocket program is hamstringed by 30-year old engines

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:26:03 No.12589471 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589356
>two times over three decades
>because of shit management
boo fucking hoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:26:13 No.12589472 Report

Quoted By: >>12589475 >>12589482

>test expected at 5PM now
OHNONONONONO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:26:15 No.12589473 Report

Quoted By:

>HIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So much for that one hour you regained, Widenstine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:26:29 No.12589474 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589470
>Excited for this HOT Blast

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:26:42 No.12589475 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589472
Fuck this, I'm out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:27:04 No.12589478 Report

Quoted By:

dubs and abort

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:28:31 No.12589481 Report

Quoted By: >>12589548

>hotfire test
It's been rather lukewarm so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:28:57 No.12589482 Report

Quoted By: >>12589483 >>12589485

>>12589472
source or you're a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:29:17 No.12589483 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589482
It's on the screen...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:29:33 No.12589485 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589482
its literally on the live stream you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:30:26 No.12589487 Report

Quoted By: >>12589507

>>12589149
Most muricans have iphones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:31:20 No.12589490 Report

Quoted By: >>12589499 >>12589500 >>12589502 >>12589503 >>12589510 >>12589516 >>12589521 >>12589522 >>12589536 >>12589545 >>12589548 >>12589551 >>12589563 >>12589569 >>12589631 >>12589767

guys?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:32:27 No.12589494 Report

Quoted By:

30 year old RS-25 engines after being pulled out of the Smithsonian so they can be thrown in the fucking ocean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:34:12 No.12589499 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
She looks lonely

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:34:27 No.12589500 Report

Quoted By: >>12589522

>>12589490
>SN9 crumbling

Is this what Berger was talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:34:33 No.12589502 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
>dents have actually been getting bigger over the past 2 hours
uh oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:34:35 No.12589503 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
Bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:35:54 No.12589505 Report

Quoted By: >>12589511

Just woke up and seen that SLS is fucking again. How long is the hold from now? Obviously a timer on stream is too hard for a multi billion dollar contract.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:36:03 No.12589507 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589487
Lmao apple only has like a 40% market share, and their phones have had a 1125 x 2436 screen since 2017

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:37:01 No.12589510 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
SpaceX is finished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:37:04 No.12589511 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589505
Theyre in a "dynamic situation"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:38:00 No.12589515 Report

Quoted By:

What the FUCK is going on with SN9. Is it going to crumple?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:38:11 No.12589516 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
like a dented soda can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:38:23 No.12589517 Report

Quoted By:

They're gonna fucking scrub, calling it now.
Hell, I called it earlier today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:39:02 No.12589519 Report

Quoted By:

>Test expected WITHIN AN HOUR
Wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:39:21 No.12589520 Report

Quoted By:

>test expected within an hour

Press X to doubt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:39:25 No.12589521 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
Maybe that fall over really did hurt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:39:31 No.12589522 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589500
>>12589490
Why not just load three engines onto SN10 and skip SN9?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:40:28 No.12589526 Report

Quoted By:

>pepe holding wojak at gunpoint.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:40:30 No.12589529 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589284
you're not white

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:41:01 No.12589534 Report

Quoted By: >>12589537 >>12589538 >>12589549

>meme tin can crumbling after fucking 2 engines up during static test
>refurbished lunar rocket can't even fire its engines
Lunar dream is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:42:27 No.12589536 Report

Quoted By: >>12589599

>>12589490
inb4 delusional muskistan coping

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:42:29 No.12589537 Report

Quoted By: >>12589555 >>12589571 >>12589583

>>12589534
No. There is another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:42:36 No.12589538 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589534
well to defend to tin can it got smashed against a wall. It might have gotten damage that was not visible until the throoost made cracks bigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:42:38 No.12589539 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589243
is_such_a_thing_even_possible.webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:42:50 No.12589542 Report

Quoted By: >>12589552

>inb4 the SLS engine rumble is the final straw that causes SN9 to fold
>they're just waiting for the perfect moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:43:01 No.12589545 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
SLS WINS AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:43:01 No.12589546 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589449
SLS actually doing something is a big deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:44:03 No.12589548 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589481
cold, even

>>12589490
SN8 got dents too, though that one it pretty big

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:44:03 No.12589549 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589534
Don't they have like 3 Saturn V's left in a museum somewhere? Why don't they just fuel one up and launch it if they wanna reach the 2024 goal so badly?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:44:32 No.12589551 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
Someone might have forgotten to open a valve to let air in.
The the partial pressure difference might be causing the steel to buckle in like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:45:11 No.12589552 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589542
it'll be the final straw that causes spacex to fold and musk to be arrested for redditry after America's PROVEN super-heavy lifter dispels any notion of meme technology like "'muh reusability"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:45:35 No.12589554 Report

Quoted By: >>12589628

Alright, if SN9 tips over and SLS fails to fire today we become Locomotive General from this day on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:46:00 No.12589555 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589537
I would have loved to see the N1 achieve orbit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:47:05 No.12589558 Report

Quoted By: >>12589564 >>12589570 >>12589572 >>12589573

Wtf is this niggerposting? SN9 ALWAYS had this dent, it did not get dented today. It's just how the sunlight is reflected off it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:48:07 No.12589563 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
Yeah, that's interesting. Thankfully this happened to a cheap prototype on a test pad so they can study it and prevent from happening in the future. In a reasonable timeframe, not in 10 fucking years or something. And not for $5*10^10.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:48:30 No.12589564 Report

Quoted By: >>12589574 >>12589623

>>12589558
SLS shills are coping as hard as they can right now ignore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:49:21 No.12589566 Report

Quoted By:

>Window

WHAT FUCKING WINDOW ITS A GOD DAMN STATIC FIRE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:49:27 No.12589567 Report

Quoted By:

>hold again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:49:29 No.12589568 Report

Quoted By:

>and whether we are going into the T-10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:49:36 No.12589569 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
RIP I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:49:44 No.12589570 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589558
D E L U D E D
E
R
A
N
G
E
D

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:49:45 No.12589571 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589537
>"So you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Big Jim was wise to hide her from me, now his failure is complete. If SLS won't turn to the dark side of the Moon then perhaps N1 will!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:49:57 No.12589572 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589558
You can watch a dent pop in in the video, now everybody is freaking out
They haven't evacuated the build site, so IMO it's not a big deal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:50:00 No.12589573 Report

Quoted By: >>12589580 >>12589584 >>12589588 >>12589590 >>12589591 >>12589593 >>12589597 >>12589605 >>12589607 >>12589611 >>12589617 >>12589639

>>12589558

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:50:12 No.12589574 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589564
Will they switch to Cybertrucks any time soon? Or are these personal vehicles for the workers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:50:18 No.12589575 Report

Quoted By:

So does the outer cylinder of Starship support the ship or are there internal struts? I would think internal support beams to help get the weight onto the landing legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:50:21 No.12589576 Report

Quoted By:

Damn check out that guys 80s quiff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:50:53 No.12589578 Report

Quoted By:

Nasa chick looks like she doesn't enjoy sex until she's getting fucked really hard
She needs a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:51:33 No.12589580 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573
oh SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:52:09 No.12589581 Report

Quoted By: >>12589586 >>12589587 >>12589596 >>12589612 >>12589613

TAKING BETS NOW

>scrub
>RUD
>success

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:52:15 No.12589583 Report

Quoted By: >>12589619

>>12589537
What could've been.. I weep..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:52:18 No.12589584 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:53:14 No.12589586 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589581
I pray for a RUD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:53:26 No.12589587 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589581
I don't want a RUD, I want a FUBAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:53:41 No.12589588 Report

Quoted By: >>12589595

>>12589573
They unpressurized the vehicle, wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:53:51 No.12589590 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573
It's ogre bros, SLS won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:53:55 No.12589591 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573
this is actually the origin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:53:58 No.12589593 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573
It's alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:54:28 No.12589595 Report

Quoted By: >>12589603

>>12589588
The vehicle wasn't pressurized today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:54:47 No.12589596 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589581
SpaceX ninjas overwhelming ULA-snipers to cause a RUD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:55:02 No.12589597 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:55:06 No.12589599 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589536
the correct cope is
>well SN10 is ready so who cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:55:54 No.12589603 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589595
You work at SpaceX? Cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:56:24 No.12589605 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573
just pressurize it and weld a strengthener over it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:56:42 No.12589607 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573
It's over bros. We're never leaving this blue marble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:57:32 No.12589611 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573
SpaceX is finished

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:57:35 No.12589612 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589581
Hold until they run out of propellant on site then scrub
>test expected within Q1 2021

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:57:35 No.12589613 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589581
>if srub/RUD
Caused by Being fucking up.
RS-25 is probably the most reliable shittle component...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:58:27 No.12589617 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589573
Hopefully this will help them make the next ones sturdier so when it takes damage while on another celestial body it will still remain usable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:58:48 No.12589619 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589583
Imagine N1 and Saturn-Nova launching together, side by side. Leave this faggot earth and it's gay retarded politics behind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:59:40 No.12589621 Report

Quoted By: >>12589624

>tens of millions of dollars in modifications
>will only be used for that purpose once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:59:54 No.12589622 Report

Quoted By: >>12589632 >>12589634 >>12589652

>SN9 crumbles, SpaceX goes bankrupt after Musk bets his entire fortune on something called "harambecoin" and loses it
>SLS explodes, finally cancelled in March
>...
>America needs a proven launch vehicle...
>Something TRIED and TESTED...
>Something to RESTORE THE SOUL OF THE NATION...
>President Biden makes the call
>fast forward a year
>you're at Kennedy Space Center, eagerly awaiting the launch
>the announcer's voice grows louder
>"T-Minus 10..."
>"9..."
>"8..."
>"7..."
>"6..."
>"MAIN ENGINE START"
>sparks fly out, a cloud of steam rapidly expands as those tried and true engines roar to life once more
>"2..."
>"1..."
>"BOOSTER IGNITION"
>"Liftoff! We have a liftoff! Space Shuttle Atlantis once more climbs to the skies, carrying the first of many modules to facilitate America's return to the Moon!"
>A single tear runs down your cheek
>The soul of the nation has been restored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:01:07 No.12589623 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589564
looks straight out of a commercial

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:01:35 No.12589624 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589621
EUS green run is next

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:02:40 No.12589628 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589554
ok

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:02:55 No.12589630 Report

Quoted By: >>12589649

as much as Boeing deserves to eat shit I'd really like for Jim to experience one last successful test before he leaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:03:05 No.12589631 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
kek pointed out the dents few days earlier, got told it didn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:03:10 No.12589632 Report

Quoted By: >>12589651

>>12589622
>a tile falls off the orbiter , hits the booster and causes Challenger 3.0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:03:42 No.12589633 Report

Quoted By:

Well doesn't look like anything's happening so guess I'll go have a shower. Hopefully I come back to an expanding plume of SLS fragments

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:03:46 No.12589634 Report

Quoted By: >>12589651

>>12589622
>T-00.52
>Screams ring out as space shuttle Atlantis is torn to shreds by a malfunctioning SRB
>Biden empties NASA budget into the bronx
>US can no longer into space

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:04:44 No.12589636 Report

Quoted By: >>12589642 >>12589655 >>12589668 >>12589683

incoming cope. This one is pretty potent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:05:38 No.12589639 Report

Quoted By: >>12589646 >>12589647 >>12590407

>>12589573
how the heck are they going to fly this 1000 times if steel dents so easily

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:06:16 No.12589640 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:06:23 No.12589642 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589636
Damn, SLS' greatest strenght is HOOOOLDing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:07:09 No.12589646 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589639
Not just that, but they're planning to go thinner with the steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:07:12 No.12589647 Report

Quoted By: >>12589657

>>12589639
this, at least shuttle never had dents

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:07:27 No.12589648 Report

Quoted By: >>12589654 >>12589692

>foreshadowing running out of propellant
It is going to get scrubbed isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:07:40 No.12589649 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589630
So it's leaking like a motherfucker after sitting and rotting in the stand forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:07:51 No.12589651 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589632
>>12589634
Cope. The Space Shuttle is reliable and ACTUALLY reusable, unlike any shitty meme rockets that have been cooked up over the years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:07:52 No.12589652 Report

Quoted By: >>12589676 >>12589679

>>12589622
https://youtu.be/XW-8yCKwhBE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:08:30 No.12589653 Report

Quoted By:

>"we have an update"
>guy says a lot of nothing
>meanwhile mission control is barely audible in the background with actual updates

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:08:45 No.12589654 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589648
Yes.
And they're probably going to delay the whole fucking program because they need a new core.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:08:52 No.12589655 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589636
JUST HODL ON SLS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:09:16 No.12589657 Report

Quoted By: >>12589663 >>12589673 >>12590202

>>12589647
>shuttle never had dents

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:09:41 No.12589658 Report

Quoted By: >>12589672

I haven't been paying attention, has the SLS test fire happened yet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:09:52 No.12589660 Report

Quoted By: >>12589669

Don't worry this is all planned

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:10:07 No.12589663 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589657
It'll buff out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:11:13 No.12589666 Report

Quoted By: >>12589706 >>12589716 >>12589734

>Smoke? Oh that isn't smoke it's vapor. Vapor from the static fire were having today. Mmmm #launchamerica.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:11:43 No.12589668 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589636
Watch as I shift into maximum overcope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:11:58 No.12589669 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589660
>"we have encountered an 'engineering scenario' down here at stennis"
>"requesting another 3 billion dollars"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:13:15 No.12589672 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589658
The SLS doesn't need to fire. We know it works, we're just delaying to to give those little tykes down at Boca Chica a chance to play with their toys before a real rocket takes us back to the moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:13:16 No.12589673 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589657
Look at all those parts they can use to make an SLS rocket

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:13:24 No.12589674 Report

Quoted By: >>12589677 >>12589678 >>12589680 >>12589689 >>12589696

>WE ARE GOING!
I'm sorry, going where? to the codemonkey hideout?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:13:57 No.12589676 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589652
>shuttle is gone
>neil peart is gone
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:14:17 No.12589677 Report

Quoted By: >>12589696 >>12589718

>>12589674
WE GAAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:14:41 No.12589678 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589674
WE ARE GOING... to the bank to deposit our $20 bil check

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:14:56 No.12589679 Report

Quoted By: >>12589691

>>12589652
Unreal how based this song is. Based enthusiast Rush

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:15:13 No.12589680 Report

Quoted By: >>12589690

>>12589674
it says right there, to the Multi-Payload Processing Facility

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:15:32 No.12589683 Report

Quoted By: >>12589711

>>12589636

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:16:42 No.12589689 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589674
>WE ARE GOING
>to outsource your jobs to India

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:16:54 No.12589690 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589680
oh lol total airhead moment, guess I really am blonde lmao hahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:16:58 No.12589691 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589679
>Geddy Lee talks over the comms loop less than SLS presenters do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:17:06 No.12589692 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589648
... can they not recycle? Good god I don't even want to know how much all that hydrogen costs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:17:30 No.12589693 Report

Quoted By:

9 MINUTES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:17:36 No.12589694 Report

Quoted By:

>terminal count

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:17:39 No.12589695 Report

Quoted By:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:17:42 No.12589696 Report

Quoted By: >>12589714

>>12589674
>>12589677

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:17:46 No.12589697 Report

Quoted By:

>I'm not the expert here
Then why are you here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:17:46 No.12589698 Report

Quoted By:

Start of final terminal count

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:18:03 No.12589699 Report

Quoted By:

IT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE HAPPENING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:18:49 No.12589702 Report

Quoted By: >>12589709

>Starship has to replace engines
>SLS about to leap ahead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:19:22 No.12589705 Report

Quoted By:

Kek this bitch is being so condescending to Mr. Cowboy Boots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:19:26 No.12589706 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589666
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:19:44 No.12589708 Report

Quoted By:

NO NO NO MUSKBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
THEY TOLD ME THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:19:54 No.12589709 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589702
well so far SLS is about 4 static fires behind SN9

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:19:55 No.12589710 Report

Quoted By:

https://youtu.be/LH-QwK4v0ZI

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:19:58 No.12589711 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589683
Updated for SLS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:20:04 No.12589712 Report

Quoted By:

>SLS has an entire facility to test an engine stage
>Elon just builds a scrap metal stand to test rockets in the open

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:20:17 No.12589714 Report

Quoted By: >>12589738

>>12589696
GAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:20:27 No.12589715 Report

Quoted By:

SIX MINUTES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:20:33 No.12589716 Report

Quoted By: >>12589734

>>12589666
>Congress I hope you enjoyed this mouth watering dry run
>I thought you said this was a static fire?
>Oh no I said static dryer. That's what we call dry runs here at NASA
>You call dry runs static dryers?
>Yes
>Yes and you call it a static dryers despite the rockets obviously fuelled..?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:20:46 No.12589718 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589677
Zeg makker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:20:50 No.12589719 Report

Quoted By:

T-5 MINS ACCORDING TO BIG JIM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:20:53 No.12589720 Report

Quoted By:

rhetoric over results

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:21:23 No.12589721 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589311
https://youtu.be/mfTpjrzas5E

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:21:38 No.12589724 Report

Quoted By: >>12589727

The male announcer sounds kinda stressed out. Is Shelby holding a gun to his head?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:21:47 No.12589725 Report

Quoted By:

>hold

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:21:49 No.12589726 Report

Quoted By:

ANOTHER HOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:21:57 No.12589727 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589724
NOAA.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:21:59 No.12589728 Report

Quoted By: >>12589750 >>12589755

STARSHIP IS SAVED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:22:02 No.12589729 Report

Quoted By:

HOLD HOLD HOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:22:03 No.12589730 Report

Quoted By:

BY THE POWER OF ALLAH THIS TEST BETTER BE FUNNY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:22:09 No.12589731 Report

Quoted By: >>12589740 >>12589741 >>12589750 >>12589755

SN9 dent is now gone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:22:15 No.12589732 Report

Quoted By: >>12589750

HOOOOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:22:25 No.12589734 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589666
>>12589716
fucking top kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:22:26 No.12589735 Report

Quoted By: >>12589750

HOLD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:22:47 No.12589738 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589714

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:23:01 No.12589740 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589731
Was it just heat from the sun, and now the temp is going down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:23:10 No.12589741 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589731
Oh, so it's just breathing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:23:16 No.12589742 Report

Quoted By: >>12589757

At least Biden's climate satellites will contribute to exploration by providing payloads for SpaceX. What does SLS contribute?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:23:22 No.12589743 Report

Quoted By:

>ear protection on
god I wish I were that close
and god that was a quick 321mark

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:23:45 No.12589745 Report

Quoted By: >>12589753 >>12589759

I swear if they decide to talk during the test run......

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:23:57 No.12589746 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589369
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:01 No.12589748 Report

Quoted By:

>pr heads screaming over mission control

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:20 No.12589749 Report

Quoted By:

dubs and it blows an engine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:26 No.12589750 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589728
>>12589731
>>12589732
>>12589735
>chad Starship spontaneously fixes itself on the pad
>virgin SLS can't even static fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:32 No.12589751 Report

Quoted By:

They finally shut up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:34 No.12589752 Report

Quoted By:

They're pumping enough water to drain an ocean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:34 No.12589753 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589745
U know they will.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:46 No.12589754 Report

Quoted By:

OK this is cool. I'm excited now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:55 No.12589755 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589731
>>12589728
She'll be right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:24:57 No.12589756 Report

Quoted By:

>NASA removes the countdown from stream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:25:03 No.12589757 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589742
A PROVEN super heavy lift vehicle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:25:07 No.12589758 Report

Quoted By:

3 min

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:25:13 No.12589759 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589745
>We promise to stop talking when control says something Tee hee :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:25:16 No.12589760 Report

Quoted By:

t-3 minutes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:25:32 No.12589763 Report

Quoted By: >>12589774

You will never be a real rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:25:42 No.12589764 Report

Quoted By:

nice ambient noises

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:09 No.12589765 Report

Quoted By: >>12589772 >>12589775 >>12589779

Roll for catastrophic RUD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:12 No.12589766 Report

Quoted By:

I WANT TO SEE A LIFTOFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:33 No.12589767 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589490
there it is bros...the "SN9 mishap"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:36 No.12589768 Report

Quoted By:

CNET stream doesn't have talkative roasties FYI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:43 No.12589770 Report

Quoted By:

it's gonna blow up, I can feel it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:44 No.12589771 Report

Quoted By:

Time to see if SLS is up to the task finally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:48 No.12589772 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589765
reroll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:48 No.12589773 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 747fb602d227d214.jpg, 264KiB, 1080x1557

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:49 No.12589774 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589763

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:26:54 No.12589775 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589765
I CAN'T BELIEVE SLS IS FUCKING DEAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:27:00 No.12589776 Report

Quoted By:

THEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:27:03 No.12589777 Report

Quoted By:

t-1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:27:06 No.12589778 Report

Quoted By:

boom boom with dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:27:08 No.12589779 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589765
god, I hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:27:09 No.12589780 Report

Quoted By:

ALABAMA > TEXAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:27:23 No.12589782 Report

Quoted By:

Who is this Mark?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:27:51 No.12589784 Report

Quoted By:

THIRTY SECONDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:01 No.12589785 Report

Quoted By:

BOOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:04 No.12589786 Report

Quoted By:

>manual go checks
bruh that takes me back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:05 No.12589787 Report

Quoted By:

BOOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:07 No.12589788 Report

Quoted By:

SFG BTFO'D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:09 No.12589789 Report

Quoted By:

C'mon, blow up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:15 No.12589791 Report

Quoted By:

HOLY SHIT ITS OVER FOR STARSHIP

HOW WILL ELON EVER RECOVER?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:23 No.12589792 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589407
epic twitter roast, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:33 No.12589794 Report

Quoted By:

HAPPENING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:43 No.12589796 Report

Quoted By:

hmmm fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:28:50 No.12589798 Report

Quoted By: >>12589808

SPACE SHUTTLE IS ALIVE AGAIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:07 No.12589799 Report

Quoted By: >>12589866

looks good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:16 No.12589800 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

>The virgin starship prototype
>THE CHAD SLS CORE STAGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:20 No.12589802 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:29 No.12589805 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

OH NONNONONONONO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:32 No.12589806 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:35 No.12589807 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

IT'S OVER
NASA IS FINISHED
BOING IS FINISHED
AJR IS FINISHED
OLDSPACE IS FINISHED
ELON WINS AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:39 No.12589808 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589798
OH NO SPACEX ANONS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:40 No.12589809 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

>early shutdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:42 No.12589810 Report

Quoted By:

that was rather short?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:42 No.12589811 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

EARLY SHUT DOWN LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:43 No.12589812 Report

Quoted By:

>BOING
shutdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:43 No.12589813 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

Wait is it over already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:45 No.12589814 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A FUCKING SUTDOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:45 No.12589815 Report

Quoted By: >>12589827 >>12589844 >>12589858

8 minutes burn huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:45 No.12589816 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:29:49 No.12589817 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:08 No.12589818 Report

Quoted By: >>12589836 >>12589866 >>12589870 >>12589884

HOLY SHIT THEY FUGGING DID IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:13 No.12589819 Report

Quoted By: >>12589835

imagine if it shut down on Artemis launch, fucking hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:13 No.12589820 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

MAJOR
COMPONENT
FAILURE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:17 No.12589821 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

HMM NASABROS???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:19 No.12589822 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

FAIL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:21 No.12589823 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

OH NO BOEING BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:26 No.12589826 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

>shutdown
OH NONONONONONONONO you can hear them freaking out on comms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:32 No.12589827 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589815
Really flew by

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:32 No.12589828 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

BOING HEADS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:34 No.12589829 Report

Quoted By: >>12589852

Lmao these mission control guys are all getting mad at eachother
>Uh, control room can you keep it down
>Okay well I need you to VERIFY that
>Oh, uh, sorry about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:34 No.12589831 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

OHNONONONONO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:44 No.12589832 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

Premature NASA vs Chad SpaceX

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:57 No.12589833 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

Fuck it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:30:57 No.12589834 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

>67 seconds
67 seconds
>67 seconds
67 seconds
>67 seconds
67 seconds
>67 seconds
67 seconds
>67 seconds
67 seconds
>67 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:03 No.12589835 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589819
The SRBs could probably keep the thing moving up through to burnout.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:04 No.12589836 Report

Quoted By: >>12589869

>>12589818
I had just gotten hard from this too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:06 No.12589837 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:11 No.12589839 Report

Quoted By: >>12589894

ch-chilly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:13 No.12589840 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858 >>12589915

Not the failure I wanted, but at least it failed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:13 No.12589841 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

FOR FUCKS SAKE NASA HOW CAN YOU NOT FIRE RS-25s

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:13 No.12589842 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:16 No.12589843 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

>burned for an 8th of the intended amont
How will boing recover from this kind of embarrassment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:16 No.12589844 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

>>12589815
>Boeing in charge of timing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:20 No.12589845 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:21 No.12589846 Report

Quoted By: >>12589868 >>12590415

So they'll just recycle and go again in an hour or two, r-right SLS bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:21 No.12589847 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

>a little over a minute of burn time
>just enough to get to around max q
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:23 No.12589848 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

>Early shut down
TIME FOR A MULTI YEAR DELAY TO REFURB THE ENGINES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:28 No.12589849 Report

Quoted By: >>12589858

SCRUB AFTER LAUNCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:31 No.12589850 Report

Quoted By:

Honestly surprised. Not only it worked at all, but it didn't even blow up. Several decades and several dozen billions of dollars more and it might actually fly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:36 No.12589852 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589829
Yeah that was funny shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:41 No.12589854 Report

Quoted By:

It ain't that easy in rocketry...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:43 No.12589855 Report

Quoted By:

FUCK BOEING LMAOOOOO
this dude has to defend this rocket for his life now
>really good data!
>at the end of the day, it's just a test
>we learned so much today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:43 No.12589856 Report

Quoted By:

OH NONONONOONONOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:46 No.12589857 Report

Quoted By:

why is nasa so pathetic wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:47 No.12589858 Report

Quoted By: >>12589874 >>12589876 >>12589877 >>12589886 >>12589891 >>12589895 >>12589901

>>12589809
>>12589807
>>12589805
>>12589802
>>12589800
>>12589806
>>12589811
>>12589813
>>12589814
>>12589815
>>12589816
>>12589817
>>12589820
>>12589821
>>12589822
>>12589823
>>12589826
>>12589828
>>12589831
>>12589832
>>12589833
>>12589834
>>12589840
>>12589841
>>12589842
>>12589843
>>12589844
>>12589845
>>12589847
>>12589848
>>12589849
Shut the fuck up. The engines fired. You said they never would. You were proven wrong. The SLS works and will be flying on schedule.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:47 No.12589859 Report

Quoted By:

ULA REKT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:31:53 No.12589861 Report

Quoted By: >>12589890

Nasa Shill already doing damage control lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:04 No.12589863 Report

Quoted By: >>12589883 >>12590016

Fucking kek see you all in five years for the 2nd hot fire dry run wet dress rehearsal test simulation boingfags hahahahahhaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:12 No.12589865 Report

Quoted By:

holy fuck it was supposed to be EIGHT MINUTES??
Jesus fucking christ nasa FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:17 No.12589866 Report

Quoted By: >>12589957

>>12589799
>>12589818
chad mpv user vs virgin png saver

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:19 No.12589867 Report

Quoted By:

Well, see you in a couple years for the next test.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:21 No.12589868 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589846
C O P E

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:28 No.12589869 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589836
The sparks before ignition put a smile on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:30 No.12589870 Report

Quoted By: >>12589899 >>12589917

>>12589818
For not even 1/10th of the expected duration lmaaooooo
>you know you know you know maybe get uh you know you know it was obviously a successful ignition you know it was an awesome thing to see you know you know you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:35 No.12589871 Report

Quoted By: >>12589903

So is everyone going to be shitposting about RD-25's eating themselves now? Raptor had more burn time in flight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:40 No.12589873 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:43 No.12589874 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589858

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:48 No.12589875 Report

Quoted By:

That will be $4 billion more in funding and 3 years to repair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:49 No.12589876 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589858
hi Boeing employee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:52 No.12589877 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589858
I thought they would fire, I just hoped they would RUD after a few minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:32:56 No.12589878 Report

Quoted By: >>12589888 >>12589892 >>12589946 >>12589966 >>12590006

Wait so what the fuck would they have done had this been a real flight and those SRB's had been lit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:04 No.12589879 Report

Quoted By:

HARD TO GRASP HOW MUCH DATA THAT IS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:07 No.12589880 Report

Quoted By: >>12589903

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:07 No.12589881 Report

Quoted By:

IT LASTED LESS TIME THAN THE N1'S FIRST LAUNCH!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:11 No.12589882 Report

Quoted By:

NASA coping live lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:13 No.12589883 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589863
>see you all in five years for the 2nd hot fire
Let's not be hasty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:13 No.12589884 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589818
>4 beautiful engines firing at once for the first time in history
>focuses on the smoke and test stand 95% of the time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAASSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:14 No.12589885 Report

Quoted By: >>12589905 >>12589920 >>12589934 >>12589940

non-streamer here, for how long did they fire the engine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:19 No.12589886 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589858
>they can barely run the engines for a minute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:22 No.12589887 Report

Quoted By:

>The shutdown was totally expected
>TRUST THE PLAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:22 No.12589888 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589878
abort

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:26 No.12589889 Report

Quoted By:

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:29 No.12589890 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589861
>so much data guys, terabytes of data, this is great I swear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:31 No.12589891 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589858
Go home Shelby, you're retired now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:31 No.12589892 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589878
die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:36 No.12589893 Report

Quoted By:

They're not gonna retest this, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:37 No.12589894 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589839
SSME is always chilly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:40 No.12589895 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589858

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:43 No.12589896 Report

Quoted By:

You know what engine can actually burn for 8 minutes?

Raptor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:48 No.12589897 Report

Quoted By:

BIG JIM IS PROBABLY FURIOUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:51 No.12589898 Report

Quoted By: >>12589912 >>12589928 >>12589984

SPACEX STANS, WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW??? YOUR PRECIOUS ROCKET IS DENTED AND SLS SUCCESSFULLY FIRED ALL FOUR RS25 ENGINES. GET FUCKED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:53 No.12589899 Report

Quoted By: >>12589908

>>12589870
The man sounds like he's about to cry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:54 No.12589900 Report

Quoted By:

>Shut the fuck up. The engines fired. You said they never would. You were proven wrong. The SLS works and will be flying on schedule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:33:57 No.12589901 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589858
Weaponized copium

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:21 No.12589902 Report

Quoted By:

two thousand terabytes of data from overloaded thermistors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:21 No.12589903 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589871
Too late:
>>12589880

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:23 No.12589904 Report

Quoted By: >>12589921

In the end all the contractors are celebrating that they now have more tests to schedule on the cost plus program

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:23 No.12589905 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589885
not 8 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:26 No.12589907 Report

Quoted By: >>12589914

MAJOR NASA COPING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:36 No.12589908 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589899
Like he's gonna go get yelled at by the boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:42 No.12589909 Report

Quoted By: >>12589929 >>12589947 >>12589953

Wait so they didn't even succeed the static fire and they are shipping it out to stack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:44 No.12589910 Report

Quoted By: >>12589947

Wait, the presenters are now claiming they're going to call this good enough and proceed to Kennedy for stacking

UHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:44 No.12589911 Report

Quoted By:

>you can hear the announcers trying not to cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:52 No.12589912 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589898
>ROCKET IS DENTED
Uhm, sweetie. You might want to check again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:34:55 No.12589913 Report

Quoted By: >>12589952

I'm sad bros... I wanted this for big Jim...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:08 No.12589914 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589907
They should hire more diversity faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:07 No.12589915 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589840
d-d.. do we dance now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:10 No.12589917 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589870
the man is broken. poor lad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:09 No.12589918 Report

Quoted By: >>12589937

>Fucks your shit up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:15 No.12589919 Report

Quoted By: >>12590016

This is hilarious. See you in a few years for the next attempt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:21 No.12589920 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589885
about a minute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:24 No.12589921 Report

Quoted By: >>12589942

>>12589904
>The contract stops beeing cost plus and they have to pay out of their own pocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:26 No.12589922 Report

Quoted By:

THIS
IS
WHY
WE
TEST

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:47 No.12589928 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589898
>YOUR PRECIOUS ROCKET IS DENTED
It got better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:51 No.12589929 Report

Quoted By: >>12590047

>>12589909
Well that's pretty unlikely because "major component failure" means it ate a historic shuttle engine.

...

IT FUCKING ATE A MUSEUM ENGINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:35:58 No.12589932 Report

Quoted By:

ahem.... Fuck boing! and fuck the SLS!
thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:03 No.12589933 Report

Quoted By: >>12589944

>sniffling
>groggy voice
are they literally crying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:04 No.12589934 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589885
67 seconds out of planned 8 minutes
Its a complete failure as that's the only static fire they'll do before an unmanned flight with the SRB's

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:06 No.12589937 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589918
The BBC
Big Booster Cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:09 No.12589939 Report

Quoted By: >>12589947 >>12589954

>static fire failed
>Yeah we're sending it to the launch pad for integration

Can't make this shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:10 No.12589940 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589885
60 ish seconds from ignition to oopsie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:12 No.12589941 Report

Quoted By:

we are reaching cope levels that shouldn't even be possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:13 No.12589942 Report

Quoted By: >>12589978

>>12589921
It's a jobs program with political benefits, it's never ending

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:17 No.12589943 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:24 No.12589944 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589933
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:43 No.12589946 Report

Quoted By: >>12589981

>>12589878
>shuttle
could you imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:36:50 No.12589947 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589909
>>12589910
>>12589939
She's just reading off a script

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:15 No.12589949 Report

Quoted By:

>SpaceX does a retest within a week
>NASA will do the retest in the next 3-4 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:19 No.12589950 Report

Quoted By:

real talk: they should have been testing like this from the start. NASA is so petrified of failure that they'd rather burn half a decade doing nothing. Now that some shit got fucked maybe now they can make some actual progress

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:18 No.12589951 Report

Quoted By: >>12589967

We might actually get to see the SLS RUD on its first launch. Holy shit Im hyped for it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:22 No.12589952 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589913
Same. I never really shat on Boing much anyway but I stopped for today just because of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:29 No.12589953 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589909
She's reading a script, they didn't expect anything less than total success so in their hubris they didn't give her a speech in case it went wrong lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:31 No.12589954 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589939
the state of american spaceflight

>alternative is repeatedly smashing rockets into the ground in the name of incremental gains in novel technology

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:44 No.12589957 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589866
ratioed my man lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:46 No.12589958 Report

Quoted By:

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE = NASA DESTROYED A HISTORIC SHUTTLE ENGINE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE = NASA DESTROYED A HISTORIC SHUTTLE ENGINE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE = NASA DESTROYED A HISTORIC SHUTTLE ENGINE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE = NASA DESTROYED A HISTORIC SHUTTLE ENGINE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOW NO BOUNDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:49 No.12589959 Report

Quoted By: >>12590013

Me shoe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:37:59 No.12589960 Report

Quoted By:

>MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha enjoy your gorillion dollars ahahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:00 No.12589961 Report

Quoted By:

"now let me read out all our contractors from all 50 states while my partner tries not to break down on camera"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:20 No.12589963 Report

Quoted By:

NASA ADMINISTRATO TO PERMANENTLY SHUT DOWN SLS PROGRAM ON JANUARY 19TH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:21 No.12589964 Report

Quoted By: >>12589977

THANK YOU JIM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:25 No.12589965 Report

Quoted By: >>12589980 >>12589988

I just woke up, did SLS conduct it's glorious static fire, eternally btfoing Elon and his army of newspace miscreants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:28 No.12589966 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589878
Crew eats it after the SRB's burn the parachutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:35 No.12589967 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589951
>expendable launch tower
>expandable because SLS will blow it to fuck on launch along with itself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:41 No.12589968 Report

Quoted By:

>shits it's pants in your path

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:51 No.12589969 Report

Quoted By: >>12589992

Imagine the SLS redditor cope...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:38:59 No.12589970 Report

Quoted By: >>12590050

lmao they literally called it a successful test

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:04 No.12589972 Report

Quoted By:

>and GEAUX artemis
fucking hell m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:06 No.12589974 Report

Quoted By:

>showing a replay of the failed test
lololol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:13 No.12589975 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:15 No.12589976 Report

Quoted By: >>12589990 >>12589991

Missed the SLS test fire. What happened?
pic unrelated

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:21 No.12589977 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589964
An administrator denied his Artemis program

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:20 No.12589978 Report

Quoted By: >>12590026

>>12589942
>2031
>moonbase has been built with Starship
>mars base is beeing built with Starship
>SLS will definitly launch in 2032

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:22 No.12589979 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:27 No.12589980 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589965
It fired for 67 seconds and ate an RS-25 turbopump. I'm not joking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:39:31 No.12589981 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589946
Abort to lithosphere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:03 No.12589983 Report

Quoted By:

>major component failure
LMAO THEY ALREADY FUCKED THESE MUSEUM RELICS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:06 No.12589984 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589898
Yeah, but actually no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:10 No.12589987 Report

Quoted By:

>67.7 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:22 No.12589988 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589965
If you call 1/8th of the needed burn time and eating an RS-25 a success, then yes, Elon BTFO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:21 No.12589989 Report

Quoted By:

>expendable museum tier reusable engine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:28 No.12589990 Report

Quoted By: >>12590018

>>12589976
Major Component Failure and shutdown at 67 seconds into an 8 minute test

They fucking blew up a museum engine on the green run

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:31 No.12589991 Report

Quoted By: >>12590018

>>12589976
SSME controller reported a major component failure, no details yet. Engines ran for ~70 seconds of a 6 minute test. None of the gimbal profiles were done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:32 No.12589992 Report

Quoted By: >>12590009 >>12590010

>>12589969
oh fuck fuck fuck let me go to the SLS subreddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:40:34 No.12589993 Report

Quoted By:

>NASA becomes NAA in 2021

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:20 No.12589998 Report

Quoted By: >>12590019

MCF engine 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:21 No.12589999 Report

Quoted By: >>12590022

>In memory of Cliff Feldman
Alright now I just feel bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:21 No.12590000 Report

Quoted By:

IN MEMORY OF NASA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:25 No.12590002 Report

Quoted By: >>12590014 >>12590015 >>12590020 >>12590024

wait what these are refurbed space shuttle engines?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:30 No.12590003 Report

Quoted By: >>12590046

Can someone make a webm of the failure?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:30 No.12590004 Report

Quoted By: >>12590014

This tank is dented too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:31 No.12590005 Report

Quoted By: >>12590017

Scrub at 60 seconds. If Biden didn't want to end Artemis he does now.

DEFUND NASA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:31 No.12590006 Report

Quoted By: >>12590108

>>12589878
The SRBs would carry the broken core and terrified crew upwards until SRB burnout, at which point Orion would fire the LES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:33 No.12590007 Report

Quoted By:

>in memory of Cope Fagman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:41:46 No.12590009 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589992
post screencaps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:00 No.12590010 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589992
Post salted copium

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:03 No.12590012 Report

Quoted By:

So much for the green run.
Put a fucking stake through that core stage already and kill it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:18 No.12590013 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589959
Honestly it sounds like a genitive of a slavic name that's essentially a localized version of Michael.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:36 No.12590014 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590002
yes
>>12590002
based
>>12590004
holy fuck spacex is FINISHED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:37 No.12590015 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590002
Aye. Doesnt matter that they are literally making new ones for 147 million a piece. Law says that shuttle engines have to go to the bottom of the ocean too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:38 No.12590016 Report

Quoted By: >>12590027

>>12589863
>>12589919
I look forward to watching a grain silo go into orbit with you before then

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:48 No.12590017 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590005
All human space programs were going to get shut down anyway

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:53 No.12590018 Report

Quoted By: >>12590037

>>12589990
>>12589991
You're joking right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:42:55 No.12590019 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589998
>shuttle software designed for 3 engines mishandled the fourth
I'm pretty sure I shitposted about this exact scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:43:10 No.12590020 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590002
Yes, not just the same model, but actualy engines that have flown on the Shuttles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:43:13 No.12590021 Report

Quoted By:

So say we didn't do green run, and they just brought it out to Kennedy, would they static fire test on the pad before attaching SRB's?

Or would this core stage not ignite engines until Artemis 1 and fail like it did today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:43:13 No.12590022 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589999
Me too. That wasn't a great performance.
F for Cliff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:43:13 No.12590023 Report

Quoted By: >>12590036 >>12590039 >>12590155

Check out NSF, they are in full cope
>And the good news is, there is an abort tower. Orion would be away like *snap* that! A really safe, really smart rocket!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:43:16 No.12590024 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590002
two out of four were from STS 135

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:43:34 No.12590026 Report

Quoted By: >>12590080

>>12589978
>>2032
Wrong century. Or maybe even wrong millennium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:43:49 No.12590027 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590016
>Next admin FAA blocks Starship launch permit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:43:57 No.12590029 Report

Quoted By: >>12590040

is it true the solids need to burn out before LES?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:44:23 No.12590034 Report

Quoted By: >>12590044 >>12590045 >>12590048 >>12590073

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:44:32 No.12590036 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590023
So safe in fact that they'll never launch it in fear of it hurting someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:44:41 No.12590037 Report

Quoted By: >>12590096 >>12590152

>>12590018
No, they blew up engine 4. Which had 6 prior flights on STS, including the final flight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:44:51 No.12590039 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590023
BocaChicaGal must be seething right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:44:55 No.12590040 Report

Quoted By: >>12590162

>>12590029
There is no stopping them once they are lit. Had this been a real flight, the launch escape tower would have fired and it would have been a bad launch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:45:20 No.12590044 Report

Quoted By: >>12590064

>>12590034
Sounds like an intentional early shutdown to justify more funding for an additional test

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:45:35 No.12590045 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590034
I hope NASA tells Boeing to fuck off yet again and they launch anyway haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:45:43 No.12590046 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590003
On it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:45:47 No.12590047 Report

Quoted By: >>12590063

>>12589929
Saw some yellow fire coming out of engine (3?), probably some fuckup in the oxygen loop. If it ran engine rich we'd see some debris or something but it looked like it might have just been an intermix issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:45:54 No.12590048 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590034
Tears of...elated disappointment are forming in my eyes. Truly an incredible day for NASA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:45:56 No.12590050 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589970
That also was in the script.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:46:10 No.12590055 Report

Quoted By: >>12590069 >>12590070 >>12590085

Alright real talk, what's the path forward for SLS now? I honestly don't see this affecting it much in the long run beyond Boeing getting more money and Artemis I being slightly more likely to fail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:46:24 No.12590056 Report

Quoted By:

IT'S POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:46:45 No.12590062 Report

Quoted By: >>12590087

could it be that something changed and they're literally scared for their jobs now? that would explain the amount of cope. (i'm not very familiar with boomer space, pls no bully)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:46:55 No.12590063 Report

Quoted By: >>12590075 >>12590076 >>12590095 >>12590122 >>12590174 >>12590203 >>12590310

>>12590047

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:46:58 No.12590064 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590044
bingo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:47:35 No.12590067 Report

Quoted By: >>12590093 >>12590098

YOU LITTLE SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:47:44 No.12590069 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590055
Boeing throws out some bullshit that they knew the part might have a problem in it and have already done upgraded one and say that the test went on long enough for data to be used in full 8 minute simulated run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:47:47 No.12590070 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590055
The path forwards is several years delay for new engines, and a new green run (unless they say fuck it, and launch it without the static fire)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:48:02 No.12590073 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590034
Yeah they didnt even get to the gimbaling profiles yet. They called it at the same time the engine shat itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:48:07 No.12590075 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590063
Looking kinda engine rich there, NASA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:48:14 No.12590076 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590063
OH NO NONONO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:48:15 No.12590077 Report

Quoted By:

>Woopie! Let this be a challenge to the next generation! You think they can leave footprints like these? - Jack Schmitt, Apollo 17
No... no we cannot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:48:19 No.12590080 Report

Quoted By: >>12590117

>>12590026
>2121
>SLS is going to launch the James-Webb telescope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:48:44 No.12590085 Report

Quoted By: >>12590092 >>12590103 >>12590115 >>12590143

>>12590055
cancelation, unironically – Biden is going to ask The Question nobody else can ask (because he's too senile to know better)

"Why are we funding SLS when Starship exists?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:48:49 No.12590087 Report

Quoted By: >>12590097 >>12590100 >>12590112

>>12590062
There's a very real and distinct possibility that Biden will shut down manned space flight entirely if SLS doesn't perform, so yes, a significant proportion of NASA is at risk. Also, historically Democrats have always lowered funding for NASA anyways despite being the party of "science" so they were likely already bracing for a loss of funding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:49:05 No.12590088 Report

Quoted By: >>12590101 >>12590114

>dredging up literally used parts to repurpose into a so-called next generation launch vehicle

what the fuck is america smoking this is some shit right here wow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:49:35 No.12590091 Report

Quoted By: >>12590105 >>12590106 >>12590113 >>12590147

Reminder that if the core is delayed for more than 1 year the side boosters loose their flight status and have to be scrapped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:49:37 No.12590092 Report

Quoted By: >>12590129

>>12590085
That's not the question they'll be asking and you know it. They'd rather not be funding any of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:49:43 No.12590093 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590067
AME NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:49:50 No.12590094 Report

Quoted By: >>12590107 >>12590139

compare the cope with the kind of confidence that lets you release a video like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvim4rsNHkQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:49:50 No.12590095 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590063
That color is caused by the emission spectrum of copium.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:49:52 No.12590096 Report

Quoted By: >>12590111

>>12590037
Jesus Fucking Christ on a LESS can this whole SLS program be even more depressing? That was a museum piece and they just torched it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:49:59 No.12590097 Report

Quoted By: >>12590136

>>12590087
I hope to god they kill the malignant tumor left over from the shuttle era

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:50:25 No.12590098 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590067
That fucking goblin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:50:29 No.12590100 Report

Quoted By: >>12590136

>>12590087
NASA becoming purely a payload and passenger provider for SpaceX would be the best thing that could happen for American spaceflight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:50:41 No.12590101 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590088
>now

SLS is a program from 2008. Congress literally wrote down in a bill what parts NASA should use to make sure Space Shuttle contractors kept their jobs post-shuttle era

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:50:49 No.12590103 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590085
Based senile catholic POTUS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:51:06 No.12590105 Report

Quoted By: >>12590116

>>12590091
>The SRBs will rot away with this delay
>Delayed to make new SRBs
The cycle repeats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:51:17 No.12590106 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590091
That was the plan all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:51:20 No.12590107 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590094
You can only post videos like this after you are successful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:51:20 No.12590108 Report

Quoted By: >>12590118

>>12590006
Imagine if Artemis 1 went like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:51:41 No.12590111 Report

Quoted By: >>12590144

>>12590096
At least now it might end up in a museum, rather than at the bottom of the ocean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:51:44 No.12590112 Report

Quoted By: >>12590136

>>12590087
They will cut all programs except boost "Earth climate science" programs and missions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:51:49 No.12590113 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590091
Thats a shame. Gotta build new boosters then, that'll be a billion a piece thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:51:56 No.12590114 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590088
This was the solution to the problem of paying Russia to take our guys to space which was the solution to no longer having a shuttle, and retiring the shuttle was the solution to not killing any more astronauts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:52:05 No.12590115 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590085
He will get confused and cancel the Apollo program instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:52:11 No.12590116 Report

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>>12590105
oh fuck I didn’t even think about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:52:25 No.12590117 Report

Quoted By: >>12590130

>>12590080
>>launch the James-Webb telescope
Whoa, hold your horses!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:52:30 No.12590118 Report

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>>12590108
those boosters could solo take SLS to space

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:52:44 No.12590121 Report

Quoted By:

Post-test briefing from NASA may happen in 2+ hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:52:48 No.12590122 Report

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>>12590063
>Turbopump rich exhaust

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:53:55 No.12590128 Report

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Falcon Heavy is fully operational already. Don't even need Starship for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:54:06 No.12590129 Report

Quoted By: >>12590132

>>12590092
Congress doesn't need to fund Starship, just payloads for it – including enough climate sats to blot out the sun and reduce global warming

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:54:23 No.12590130 Report

Quoted By: >>12590142

>>12590117
It's only ceremonial at that point, they launch both on a SpaceX vehicle to officialy end the programm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:54:46 No.12590132 Report

Quoted By: >>12590140

>>12590129
I don't think there's much market for launching cubesats with starship to be honest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:55:08 No.12590134 Report

Quoted By: >>12590361

the soviet space program is spinning in its grave right now

laughing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:55:22 No.12590135 Report

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This is very suprising and unexpected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:55:23 No.12590136 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590097
>>12590100
I agree, just stating how things look from the perspective of an oldspace NASA employee.

>>12590112
Yeah pretty much. Even if Artemis does continue to get funded I doubt we'll see more than one landing. They'll send a token woman and a token nog, realize the Moon is cold barren waste like we did in the 70's, and cut the program.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:55:44 No.12590138 Report

Quoted By: >>12590150 >>12590171

How will this event be immortalized in the barrel section?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:55:48 No.12590139 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590094
total "right stuff" vibes from this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:55:52 No.12590140 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590132
Starship is projected to be cheaper per flight than expendable Electron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:55:56 No.12590142 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590130
Ah, an equivalent of burial at sea. All good, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:56:06 No.12590143 Report

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>>12590085
but first he would need to know what starship is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:56:08 No.12590144 Report

Quoted By: >>12590151 >>12590153 >>12590159

>>12590111
If sanity prevails for a moment? Sure, but most likely that failed engine will be replaced by one of the other museum pieces because SLS is an unstoppable blob of old parts and broken dreams

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:57:21 No.12590147 Report

Quoted By: >>12590160

>>12590091
>oh no we need 8 months to finish testing the side boosters
>whoops Artemis needs 6 months to swap out the battery because it sat around for so long
>oh-no major failure testing the core that'll be another 6 months
>oh dear the boosters have sat around for a year and have expired, time to stack new ones...
Like poetry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:57:26 No.12590148 Report

Quoted By: >>12590163 >>12590176 >>12590182

Moment of failure webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:57:26 No.12590149 Report

Quoted By:

Boeing is changing their name to SpaceEsque

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:57:35 No.12590150 Report

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>>12590138
Figure out which RS-25 serial number blew up and make a memorial for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:57:39 No.12590151 Report

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>>12590144
>an unstoppable blob of old parts and broken dreams
I have now realized that "we are going" where we won't need eyes to see.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:57:48 No.12590152 Report

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>>12590037

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:57:56 No.12590153 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590144
we saved her bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:58:11 No.12590155 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590023
>this part failed, but we have absolute faith that this other part will succeed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:58:24 No.12590159 Report

Quoted By: >>12590164

>>12590144
>replaced by one of the other museum pieces
I thought all of them will be used?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:58:28 No.12590160 Report

Quoted By: >>12590169 >>12590172 >>12590178

>>12590147
Shit like this makes me wonder if SLS was a part of some planned degradation of American spaceflight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:59:34 No.12590162 Report

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>>12590040
could the center core structurally handle being pulled up by two SRBs without its own thrust to compensate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:59:34 No.12590163 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590148
That shutdown looked pretty violent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:59:41 No.12590164 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590159
iirc there are 8 shuttle engines total with the first sls flight using 4 of them and then the following 2 flights would use a mix of shuttle and new production engines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 22:59:52 No.12590166 Report

Quoted By:

Big Jim speaking when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:00:00 No.12590168 Report

Quoted By: >>12590179 >>12590184 >>12590188 >>12590192 >>12590210

You know that this event literally wipes out any possibility of any other landers being picked for the Artemis landing, because they would require the launch of a second SLS rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:00:08 No.12590169 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590160
Starting in '08, yeah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:00:17 No.12590171 Report

Quoted By: >>12590181 >>12590183

>>12590138
Out of date

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:00:18 No.12590172 Report

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>>12590160
SLS literally only exists as a form of Coporate welfare to Oldspace companies, it was never intended to actually fly or be successful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:00:30 No.12590173 Report

Quoted By:

>tune in
>HODL
>tune out
>come back
>it was a disaster
im sad that i missed it live but happy that i didnt waste my time waiting for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:00:36 No.12590174 Report

Quoted By: >>12590180 >>12590187 >>12590199 >>12590247

>>12590063
what the diagnosis, /sfg/? Yellow fire and sparks ain't hydrogen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:00:38 No.12590176 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590148
>the absolute state

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:00:53 No.12590178 Report

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>>12590160
just another porkbarrel vaporware project to milk out the american taxpayer as the long-plotted present disintegration of western society unfolds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:01:05 No.12590179 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590168
I thought the alpaca lander can use Falcon Heavy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:01:38 No.12590180 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590174
I dunno, but it will be at least $20 billion and 2 more years to fix.

t.boeing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:01:40 No.12590181 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590171
fug forgot to update it from few threads ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:01:46 No.12590182 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590148
Wow you can see the thrust cut out instantly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:01:46 No.12590183 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590171
also out of date

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:02:13 No.12590184 Report

Quoted By: >>12590197 >>12590201

>>12590168
None of the landers proposed use SLS, at least not as the primary option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:02:18 No.12590187 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590174
I wonder if the sparks are from the sparky burn off system, activated at shutdown to prevent a build up of hydrogen from the broken engine

Does someone have the link to that video compilation of RS-25 test failures? Maybe we can diagnose it from that lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:02:23 No.12590188 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590168
I don’t think artemis is going to happen at all unless NASA decides to outsource everything to ULA and SpaceX

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:02:26 No.12590189 Report

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Meanwhile Snine is a good girl ,and will do more static fire next week, and launch by the end of January.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:02:43 No.12590191 Report

Quoted By:

Is it finally time for NASA to look for alternatives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:02:47 No.12590192 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590168
Alpaca could fit in regular starship payload bay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:02:56 No.12590194 Report

Quoted By:

>thinking anyone actually spends 20 billion on a rocket
When they unveil the time machine to send SLS back and launch it on time you fags are going to eat your hats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:03:06 No.12590195 Report

Quoted By: >>12590204 >>12590402

fuck. the next sfg thread needs to be about dank space flight memes before my soul gets torn apart by this colossal disappointment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:03:21 No.12590197 Report

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>>12590184
Boeing's did but they were rejected in the first round

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:03:39 No.12590199 Report

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>>12590174
can't tell if that's fire breaching the engine bell or dogshit youtube + NASA stream compression. Probably the latter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:03:42 No.12590200 Report

Quoted By: >>12590208 >>12590211

Kek Hullo's twitter can be alright sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:03:46 No.12590201 Report

Quoted By: >>12590221

>>12590184
I’m pretty sure NASA went out of their way to select options that didn’t require SLS. If I remember correctly the Boeing! proposal required TWO sls launches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:04:00 No.12590202 Report

Quoted By: >>12590215

>>12589657
Why are they trying to put that coffin back together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:04:26 No.12590203 Report

Quoted By: >>12590219 >>12590220

>>12590063
ITT: People who've never seen an RS-25 shutdown before.
Look at any Shuttle launch abort. That's not hardware-rich. That's just how an RS-25 turns off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:04:48 No.12590204 Report

Quoted By: >>12590295

>>12590195
yeah I'm actually more bummed out about this than I thought I'd be. It's like a symbol for the death of america

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:04:52 No.12590206 Report

Quoted By: >>12590213 >>12590217 >>12590254

Hey now, look on the bright side. Maybe they will have a second static fire and the one time use 10s of millions of dollars test stand will be used twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:05:15 No.12590208 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590200
dangerously based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:05:33 No.12590210 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590168
Whozos Landing System gets launched by ULA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:05:42 No.12590211 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590200
Based Scott burning SLS since it failed to burn itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:05:55 No.12590213 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590206
The B2 test stand will be used for EUS green run after they finish with the core.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:05:57 No.12590215 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590202
to give money to Boeing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:06:10 No.12590217 Report

Quoted By: >>12590222

>>12590206
Was the test stand really built for this hot fire? Only this? You must be shitting me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:06:16 No.12590218 Report

Quoted By:

OK so the engine closest to the camera was destroyed, but which one was it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:06:25 No.12590219 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590203
>That's just how an RS-25 turns off.
Those RS-25s also required replacing half the engine before a relight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:06:41 No.12590220 Report

Quoted By: >>12590239

>>12590203
That might not be hardware rich but MCF was called out, and MCF means something is totally fucking fucked mate, big time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:06:49 No.12590221 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590201
It was a single launch, which Boeing touted as a strength of their lander, but NASA knew better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:07:26 No.12590222 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590217
It was built for the Saturn V actually. It'll be used for the SLS core and EUS green runs, though.
Before this, the last time it was used was for the Shuttle MPTA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:07:49 No.12590224 Report

Quoted By: >>12590232

Image limit breached, new thread
>>12590223
>>12590223
>>12590223

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:07:53 No.12590226 Report

Quoted By:

>image limit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:07:53 No.12590227 Report

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Have to say bros I am kind of surprised by this. I hate the fucking thing but really did expect it to work given the absurd amount of testing they have (supposedly) done and heritage components in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:08:21 No.12590229 Report

Quoted By:

>space thread
>can't post space
Sugoi...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:08:42 No.12590232 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590224
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:09:13 No.12590239 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590220
Yeah it's not good. But it doesn't guarantee the engine's 100% destroyed like some doomers here are going on about. Even if it is (and I doubt it), they have equipment at Stennis capable of swapping an RS-25. There are 12 others that are flight-capable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:09:41 No.12590246 Report

Quoted By: >>12590262

>sn9 dent
>sls failed but not spectacularly like i wanted
overall not a great day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:09:42 No.12590247 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590174
Sparks means engine rich, something inside of there ablated. My guess would be hydrogen embrittled leading edges of the turbomachinery blades, since poor Engine 4 has already been fired 6 times, twice more than is strictly speaking safe. If the blades had failed at the roots the engine would have exploded like a bomb, but if they failed at the tips those shreds of metal/composite could be what we're seeing fly out of the engine. No bell breach or seal failures because there were no jets of hot burning gas coming from places they shouldn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:10:08 No.12590254 Report

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>>12590206
Surely they'll have to build a new one, and test it, and get senate approval for all of that first of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:10:47 No.12590262 Report

Quoted By: >>12590304

>>12590246
>SN9 gets dent
>lets fix it by doing a pressurizing test

>SLS engine test
>lets fix it by doing 6 month review and try again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:15:04 No.12590295 Report

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>>12590204
Nah, it's just a museum piece that should have stayed in the museum performing as expected. SpaceX is the pioneer of the modern spaceflight and the rest are either copying them right now or heading towards obsolescence. Oh, and Elon being an african american is the cherry on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:16:33 No.12590304 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590262
The dent has already fixed itself. It was probably just thermal expansion from the sunlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:17:26 No.12590310 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590063
Ah. So this is the reliable Shuttle hardware, the reuse of which will drive down cost and complexity.
Sasuga NASA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:27:47 No.12590361 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590134
Energia chads fucking won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:34:59 No.12590402 Report

Quoted By:

>>12590195
You had HOPE for SLS?
You deserve what you are going through right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:35:51 No.12590407 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589639
I assume this is why SN15 has a new alloy and has a completely new internal construction or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:37:20 No.12590415 Report

Quoted By:

>>12589846
no, the engines need to be taken apart now and blown dry with nitrogen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:38:33 No.12590422 Report

Quoted By:

guys what if they blew up an SSME so that they could convince congress not to throw them in the drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 23:50:05 No.12590485 Report

Quoted By:

>hot fire only lasts a minute before ending prematurely
“I swear this never happens”

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