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Time Travler - Ask Me Anything

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 03:26:16 2021 No.12586850 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12586857 >>12586867 >>12586895 >>12587403 >>12587480 >>12587511 >>12587519 >>12587531 >>12587580 >>12587584 >>12587781 >>12592007

After decade of research I have finally solved the physics behind time travel. I come to you now from 24 minutes in the past. Ask me anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 03:28:03 No.12586857 Report

Quoted By: >>12586873

>>12586850
Tell us about the process itself, how do you travel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 03:31:02 No.12586867 Report

Quoted By: >>12586882

>>12586850
Were you obliged to killed yourself in the past so nobody would bring your plans to ruin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 03:32:31 No.12586873 Report

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>>12586857
when you travel through time it erases most of your memory. You must rely on the notes you wrote down, rolled up, and stuffed in your but because you end up naked at your destination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 03:35:33 No.12586882 Report

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>>12586867

when my past self catches up to my current self I going to punch myself in the face for agreeing to travel into the future because I cannot go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 03:40:18 No.12586895 Report

Quoted By: >>12586915

>>12586850
Do we get to have interplanetary relationships with ayys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 03:50:23 No.12586915 Report

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>>12586895
ayys are dirty dirty aliens. look elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 07:35:01 No.12587403 Report

Quoted By: >>12589533

>>12586850
Does P=PN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 08:01:44 No.12587480 Report

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>>12586850
Lottery is set up in a way, that if you guess correct numbers from following mathematical order, and nobody pushes the button, it'll loose, and different numbers are drawn.

Return with numbers that nobody won, bet them, and you'll loose.

Welcome.

How's the research on electrogravitroncs and crystall computer's going in 2022?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 08:16:37 No.12587511 Report

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>>12586850
They say earlier times were easier times and more honest. It's that true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 08:18:45 No.12587514 Report

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>OP says he's from the past
>HURRR TELL US ABOUT THE FUTURE
>absolute state of /sci/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 08:21:17 No.12587519 Report

Quoted By: >>12589533

>>12586850
Can you, get information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from 23 minutes in future, that is information from ...

I guess, then you'll get information based on your infosystem, and some foreign entropy could influence that future more than paradoxes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 08:23:48 No.12587531 Report

Quoted By: >>12589533

>>12586850
Have you used stable benzene rings with no double bonds yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 08:58:25 No.12587580 Report

Quoted By: >>12589533

>>12586850
Don't forget, information from future is some sort of pilot wave... If your close to machine, you're closer to determining future...

Now get checksum of whole internet send backwards and look for differences, and you'll see we're just in a lucid dream, that is really strong and ends with non existance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 09:03:02 No.12587584 Report

Quoted By: >>12589533

>>12586850
If you com from the past, shouldnt u be the one asking us questions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 11:18:33 No.12587781 Report

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>>12586850
whats the price of bitcoin in 24 minutes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 11:22:54 No.12587788 Report

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there is a scratch ticket booth a minute away from me , can you tell me which ticket i should take , what price and colour should i choose ? Them being scratch tickets and the reward already being imprinted on them means they cant trick me right ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2021 21:40:56 No.12589533 Report

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>>12587403
>>12587519
>>12587531
>>12587580
>>12587584
>>12587781

ok, let me break this down for you. By traveling from the past (24 minutes ago) to the current time (now, when you read the comment), I could not have known the future since I came from the past. I did not travel from the future to the past with knowledge up the future. Since the past was only 24 minutes ago I would only know what you know.

considering your ability to comprehend the written language,we are doomed a species. No more beer posting for me, I quit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2021 07:06:28 No.12591784 Report

Quoted By: >>12591997

how is it the time travel threads on X are more scientifically accurate than Sci

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2021 09:27:54 No.12591997 Report

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>>12591784
How is it that /x/-philes cannot see a joke when it's right in their face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2021 10:37:26 No.12592007 Report

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>>12586850
absolute based shitpost OP, im sad im late.
you deserve better than what this place has become

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