>>12579091-Hey grandson, im not a boring grandpa like mine was im cool and inclusive and shit, wanna play some LATEST GEN VIDEOGAMES
-Sure fire up your neural implant and go into the matrix
-uHH, no like, you have a neural implant, no no, this is fun, trust me, you cant not like this, this si the ultimate cutting edge of high res graphics, its 8k , its the playstation 29 and...
-gramps you dont even have a simple surface neural implant and you claim to be cool, sorry i just cant interact with reality anymore, im not asking for those like eye-spikes or artificial cerebelum just a gen -1 neuralink...
-oh,, well... perhaps another time i really dont trust those implants they are not safe and
-of course your generation would think that
-you cheeky bastard... ok then what are you like gay? bi? polyamorous? i accept all, im cool im not
-Actually im having my genitals removed and they will be implanted into a sentient dog-spider where people will pay to have it ejaculate
- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THATS DISGUSTING HOW CAN YOU BE SU...
-sorry gramps, you said you were cool, seems like you are an extremely facist bigot after all who ONLY accepts the first few hundred sexes, like what are you a priest or something?