>>12570796allow me to explain what us straight men come to do to this fucking world.
-spend a happy childhood if you're lucky, get rekt by stronger kids if unlucky
-proceed to become obsessed with using your dick on another human
-realize that for most of us will never actually do it and if we do it's either gonna be by paying for it or with some uggo
-horribly, painfully, quickly age while you work your ass off and realize the money is never enough and women, media and basically everyone but your inmediate family either hates you or barely recognizes the fact that you exist
-die decades before women born the same year, for something stupid and preventable but who cares you were just some guy lol
so yea if I wanna have some shallow evasion by spanking the monkey every once in a while I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT and no study written by some entitled college faggot is gonna stop me
