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hey /sci/, i'm crooked bureaucrat #69420. i fucking love "science". i plan to take your tax dollars and throw them at miscellaneous science related projects that i don't understand or give a shit about to inflate my record of how much i support science. many of these will include initiatives like getting political radicals into your department who will probably make your life a bureaucratic mess and if you try to say anything against them will get you labelled today's buzzword for social pariah all while looking like i support getting more people into science. so will you vote for me? a vote for me is a vote for "science".
t. literally every politician who says they support science