I am ~gay~
I am a ~recent MIT graduate~
I am ~unemployed~
I have ~zero skills~
I majored in ~biology~
I minored in ~computer science~
I also minored in ~being a sad bitch~
I got a ~4.8 gpa~
I am still ~living with my parents~
I peaked in ~middle school~
I am ~unable to do physical labor~
I have ~crippling depression~
How do I acquire this mythical beast called employment and it's elusive friend mental stability?