>>12560243I like that they eat the rotting flesh of corpses left behind in war.
This bird is a good scavenger which is probably why its chosen as a mascot.
It is super intelligent and survives of the papers it maneges to get a hand on. The war analogy clearly holds since science has lost the war (against elsevier and the likes) a long time ago.
Have any of you ever tried writing a creative paper? I have, and there is literally no one who fucking cares.
You can spend 6 years working on some groundbreaking theorem, share it with peers, and then get 0 replies.
Hardly any income, hardly any recognition and hardly any resulting pay off.
Seriously /sci/, If I could do it all over, I would just jump into buisness straight away.
Build a stable income stream, and spend my free time on politics trying to get out all these niggers.