>>12555044Imagine being this man. Living his last day before the volcano erupted. A lonely man - untouched, and sexually deprived. He hasn't been laid in ages, and trolls the plaza looking for meat. He spots a nice ten-year-old boy, and does a good job of chatting him up - certain that he's sealed the deal. But his mom shoos him away, and they return to the market they were shopping at. Dejected, the man goes home dispirited, but in a way he's grown used to by now. Then the volcano erupts. It's raining down heavy ash and carnage, and setting everything alight. Perhaps the rest of Pompeii didn't realise their fate was sealed, and did what they could do to get away. But not this man. He knew they were all doomed, and it was certain. In his last moments, he mouths to himself "fuck it." Then lays on the ground, whips out his cock, and beats it with the force of all the gods and goddesses combined - giving the last pumps he'll ever give. Just before the ash blankets his home and does him in, he screams "FOR VESUVIUS!!!" (probably) as he cooms his last coom.
