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Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 14:07:41 2021 No.12536259 View Reply Original Report

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If the Anno Domini calendar is based on the birth of Christ, then why don't we celebrate New Year on December 25th?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 14:19:50 No.12536287 Report

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>>12536259
There were 5 extra days they didn't know about.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 14:30:16 No.12536316 Report

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It took five days to get him circumcised.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 15:12:42 No.12536418 Report

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>>12536259
Took them 5 days to make the calendar after he was born anon

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 15:16:35 No.12536432 Report

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>>12536259
Because he was born between mid September early October

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 15:17:38 No.12536436 Report

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>>12536287
>>12536316
>>12536418
>25+5=30
>December has 31 days

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 19:06:52 No.12537066 Report

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>>12536259
"Anno Domini calendar"? Sure the year markers may be measured relative to JC Denton, but the calendar itself is Roman and based on Roman beliefs.
We honour the god Janus on new years after the end of the tenth month (dec-ember). You should read up on the roman calendar, JC's revisions, and then Gregorians revisions.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 23:52:57 No.12538143 Report

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Cousin Johnny B was born 6/1/6 BC.
Cousin Jeebus C was born 6/6/6 BC.

See their Writings. Scripts.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 23:54:28 No.12538148 Report

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>dd/mm/yyyy, julian lennon

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jan 2021 23:57:45 No.12538158 Report

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>>12538148
Subtract two days, Gregorius

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 00:07:12 No.12538191 Report

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>>12536259
Shut the fuck up.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 00:09:48 No.12538205 Report

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>>12538148
>>12538158
Schlüssel

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 00:11:44 No.12538209 Report

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Ugo Boncompagni

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 00:13:08 No.12538213 Report

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>>12538205
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Gregory_XIII

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 01:17:54 No.12538469 Report

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>>12536259
Christoph Clau or Klau, the Germanic Santa Claus (or Santa Klaus), is the Schlüssel
who [that] measured Auntie Elisabeth 2 weeks late, and Auntie Mary 2 weeks early.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 01:33:49 No.12538511 Report

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>>12536287
cousin johnny b was two weeks late
>>12538143
cousin jeebus c was two weeks early

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 02:01:37 No.12538579 Report

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>>12536259
It's year (anno) of Our Lord, not day of. Any day within that year is the year of the Lord.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 03:31:30 No.12538789 Report

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>>12538205
>>12538213
Ugo Boncompagni didn't do jack shit. German Santa Claus did all the work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 03:44:17 No.12538829 Report

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>>12536259
Elisabeth Magdalene fucked it up.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 04:30:50 No.12538953 Report

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>>12536436
>has 31 days
Only a female would remember something as useless as a roundable day off the fringe of a month.
30 is a nice number and it'll give me peace of mind to think all months are homogenous in length.
OK WOMAN?!
now if you aren't offering your ovum then we have no business.
+/- error bound.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 04:49:26 No.12538981 Report

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>>12536259
if

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 04:51:03 No.12538984 Report

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>>12538953

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 04:53:22 No.12538990 Report

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>>12538829
Hey, both Auntie Elisabeth Magdalene and
Auntie Virgin Mary Magdalene fucked it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 04:59:16 No.12539002 Report

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>>12538981
>>12538990
Das a big IF, cuz it's Zero (0) based. Nothing (0) matters. Zero (0) matters,

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 05:01:30 No.12539007 Report

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>>12536259
Jews

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 05:05:41 No.12539018 Report

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>>12538984
Just castrate me already, fucking vile whore.
Jesus, women are just the worst.
Can you please just post in your containment board?
Meanwhile, then men smoke their cigars, say nigger, and casually assume all months have 30 days.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 05:11:37 No.12539028 Report

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>>12539018
wow, how fucking small is your penis?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 05:16:23 No.12539042 Report

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>>12539028
*puff* *puff* nigger

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 05:48:50 No.12539096 Report

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>>12536316
>male genital mutilation is funny
Go back to plebbit.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 06:18:00 No.12539158 Report

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>>12539096
Clown world, baby
start laughing, or start crying.
your choice.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 10:16:16 No.12539732 Report

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>>12538984
>Nothing (0) matters.
>>12539096
>Go back to plebbit.
>>12539158
https://time.is/LINT

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 10:19:41 No.12539743 Report

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>>12539732
happy birthday anon

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 10:53:21 No.12539809 Report

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>>12539732
>>12539743
today is the fourth day of january in the anno anon domini lint system yay

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 11:16:41 No.12539834 Report

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>>12536259
In spite of all the way things turned out, Merry Baptistmas y'all.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 11:21:09 No.12539840 Report

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>>12536259
Reminder that June is the month that celebrates Juno.
Reminder that July is the month that celebrates Julius Caesar.
Reminder that August is the month that celebrates Octavian Augustus.

Reminder that Christianity is an oriental cult imported from Palestine, alien to European tradition.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 12:07:26 No.12539913 Report

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>>12538511
Nobody gives a rat's ass when you two kikes were born.
So ye recorded your birthday in your plagiarised copies
from Euclid Enoch of Alexandria Goshen ye each made.
Big fucking deal. This year is 4,543,212,021 in Science
& Math; ADvert 4,543,212,021 ADvertisement for, "Age
of the Earth Calendar". All opposing calendars, fuck off.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 12:12:54 No.12539927 Report

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>>12536259
HAPPY 4543212021 NEW YEAR!

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 12:15:13 No.12539934 Report

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>>12539927
And what exactly is your marker for the zeroth year if not the "birth" of jesus christ?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 12:42:05 No.12539993 Report

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>>12539927
>HAPPY 4543212021 NEW YEAR!
how ke-mo sah-bee. And that's in the Tomorrow here. The nation's states (ATT) everywhere.

Wak?á? T?á?ka

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 12:44:24 No.12539997 Report

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>>12539934
yo, cousin Johnny B, he's first, yo

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 13:04:48 No.12540045 Report

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>>12536316
I think it’s 8 days anon. Don’t quote me on that. I’m not an expert on Jewish law

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 13:16:25 No.12540062 Report

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>>12539993
The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) gives [ha???] ("how") as the pronunciation, and claims Jesuit missionary Jean de Brébeuf had described the use of the term as an interjection of approval with the Wyandot (Hurons). De Brébeuf described individual speakers using Condayauendi Ierhayde cha nonhwicwahachen to signify the end of their speaking, which was answered by the community with a long "hooow". Longman Webster describes howgh as a greeting of the Lakota, Dakota, and/or Nakoda peoples; giving "háu kola" (hallo friend) as a Lakota language greeting. However, it would be the only Lakota term using a diphthong and is possibly of external origin. Dakota people and Omaha people use slightly different versions. Francis Parkman, in his book The Oregon Trail, gives a first-person account of three weeks spent hunting buffalo with a band of Oglala Lakota in 1846. He mentions their use of "how".

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 14:26:44 No.12540197 Report

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>>12536259
it's based on this year: 0
>>12539002
nothing matters, that's 0
>>12539913
so just add 4543210000

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