Hi /sci/, I work at a big pharma company, and I've decided enough is enough. I feel it is everyones right to be able to get this vaccine, but big pharma is making it for profit and selling it to the highest bidder (also nobody really knows what goes into it) so I'm going to tell you how to make YOUR OWN covid vaccine in the comfort of your own home! Unfortunately we will have to wait for the genetic data to be released (coming very soon, huge pressure on big pharma to release it!) but once that happens its fair game. Obviously this will be geared towards the casual self-vaccinator, so we will only be using things we can commonly find at home or buy online (No fancy machines needed!) Follow these steps:

>get spike protein generating sequence once it is released
>pay some cheap lab to make the protein and send you a kit with plasmids and shit (eurofins etc, shouldnt cost more than a couple hundred)
>get your SARS infected mammalian cells, preferably monkey (sigma aldrich have them but you will have to enquire, hint use an .edu email address!)
>sterilize equipment (airfryer)
>buy agar powder (asian food store)
>mix with water and heat in the microwave to turn it into jelly
>grow your monkey cells on the jelly (put them near a window and let the sun do its thing)
>mix grown monkey cells and all the other shit you bought and run a low voltage through it (aliexpress alligator clips + AAA battery)
>find your glowing cells (magnifying glass + UV light)
>grow more on a nice hot day
>put em in a glass bottle with some squalene (you can buy it at a cosmetics store, alternatively use just a smidge of cod liver oil)
>pour boiling water around it to weaken them real good
>inject yourself

You now have a DIY coronavirus vaccine free of nanomachine tracking chips. Total cost should be around 1k, which is well worth the peace of mind in my opinion. Youre welcome!