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How to give yourself a fever?

Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 15:00:09 2020 No.12524773 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12525788 >>12525838 >>12526591 >>12527821 >>12528457 >>12528514 >>12528516

My work take everyone's temperature before clocking in. I want a day off. How do I fake a fever?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 2020 15:15:11 No.12524824 Report

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lick some doorknobs and eat catshit. you'll probably catch something that will get you out of work for a few days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 2020 15:32:05 No.12524864 Report

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>>12524824
Ohhhh such /sci

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 2020 20:30:15 No.12525788 Report

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>>12524773
>eat some tobacco
>get high fever
>?
>profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 2020 20:44:28 No.12525836 Report

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Give yourself a fever duh. Are you allergic/intolerant of any anything?

For most people, eating hot (dried) chillies can raise body temperature and induce sweating for at least an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 2020 20:44:56 No.12525838 Report

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>>12524773
Eat a raw potato

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 2020 20:45:48 No.12525842 Report

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You could take a bunch of stimulants to raise your body temp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 2020 20:47:36 No.12525847 Report

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put some snow or ice on your kidneys, and enjoy kidney inflammation
and fever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Dec 2020 21:26:25 No.12525947 Report

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We used to snort chalk when we wanted outta school.
Thanks for the memories!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 00:10:08 No.12526591 Report

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>>12524773
Down a bottle of ground nutmeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 05:34:03 No.12527821 Report

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>>12524773
wal mart anon?

CHRONOS

CHRONOS Thu 31 Dec 2020 10:25:35 No.12528457 Report

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>>12524773
>Sit in an ice bath
>hypothermia
>Die
>Infinite days off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:05:03 No.12528514 Report

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>>12524773
Niacin overdose

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:07:26 No.12528516 Report

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>>12524773
Run a bitcoin miner on your phone so it gets really hot, then put your phone to your head before they use the thermometer to raise your surface skin temperature. You might want to practice so you know what a real fever feel like and you don't go outside of logical temperatures.

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Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:32:08 No.12528560 Report

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Try this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 14:29:48 No.12528955 Report

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Either this >>12525788 or use MDMA if you wanna have some fun while at it.

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