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El Arcón Tue 29 Dec 11:15:01 2020 No.12520129 View Reply Original Report

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A stork and five giraffes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "If you solve RH, then you get tenure anywhere you want."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 11:26:43 No.12520156 Report

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>>12520129
Everyone knows tenure is political, not meritocratic.

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El Arcón Tue 29 Dec 2020 11:33:24 No.12520163 Report

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>>12520156
It's crazy how everyone knows that but not everyone knows that passing peer-review is the same. Even getting on arXiv is political now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 11:34:57 No.12520165 Report

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>>12520156
$54 + 47 = 19 \mathrm{\;\;\;\;\;\;\; (mod\;1)}$ $<br />e^{x\sqrt{+}y} = e^x\sqrt{\times}e^y$ ${d\over d\pi}<br />\sin(\pi x) = x \cos(\pi x)$ $\forall_x \phi(x) \rightarrow<br />\exists_x \phi(x) \,\or \not\exists_x$

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 11:50:42 No.12520204 Report

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>>12520163
hey uhh if considered the reason is that you might be wrong? like that other time where you fucked up the foucault pendulum and thought some alien transported you to the other side of hemisphere just to save face

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