>>12517518>how would you explain a graviton to Newton?I tell him there's an invention called 'television' that allows pictures and sound to be sent wirelessly over long distances, and that an fictional entertainment program produced for this 'television' device came up with an imaginary thing called a 'graviton' which supposedly was responsible for things on Earth not floating away, and that he should pay no attention to any of that and just go on with his work.
I'd also explain that the person who brought this matter up to me was a raging homosexual desperately in need of being confined to a sanitarium.
