>>12511909H0: The private sector does not do anything altruistic.
Prediction: Altruistic initiatives started by for-profit companies, especially large ones, do not exist.
Method: Use Google to list altruistic initiatives started by for-profit companies, ? = 1%
Results:
The American Beverage Association, started by Coca-Cola, Pepsi and Dr. Pepper, acting for the promotion of healthier beverages and more transparent beverage companies
Microsoft, donating money to medical research and starting ID 2020, an initiative to push for more accessible forms of identification in countries where not everyone legally even exist.
UL, privately certifying the safety of thousands of electronic devices for the customers.
Analysis: p < 1%
Conclusion: Your shitty claim has just been destroyed using the scientific method. Now get on your knees and throat my unwashed cock.
Also no, my professors weren’t underfunded at all. A swing and miss.
