Tackle football is literally mass lobotomies for children causing serious brain damage and spine problems, it's a huge drain economically. If you banned it you would literally add trillions of dollars to the U.S. economy and quadrillions worldwide with the surplus brain power. Banning contact sports for youths would be more important than curing cancer a million fold. It's basically like having legalized child sex orgies but you replace the sex with violence. I don't understand Americans, I'll use the dreaded food analogy, but it's literally like saying dying from obesity while eating icecream is okay because it's nice and cold, but dying from obesity while eating pizza is bad because it's hot and can burn your tongue? Physical abuse isn't superior to sexual abuse in the slightest.

The predecessor of football is turkish oil wrestling were combatants literally try to jack off their opponent and stick their fingers into each others butthole in hopes they'll mess up. Just to deal with the dudebro's who will call me 'pansy sissy' for not liking child abuse. Obsessions with manliness is inherently homosexual, contact sports are clearly overdosed on a false sense of masculinity.