hello my fellow /sci/entists. i am looking for "the best" research paper in the world, and i would like to see some worthy lineup of contestants. i would appreciate if you could help me with picking worthy nominations

here is my personal favorite as a starter: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi%27s_Dragon_Maid_Character