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Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 15:36:50 2020 No.12483979 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12484202 >>12484363 >>12484550 >>12484582 >>12484733 >>12484940

What would I need to screen myself for cancer?

How much would it cost?

I want all the equipment in my home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 16:45:23 No.12484162 Report

Quoted By: >>12484281

yeah

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Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 16:51:01 No.12484181 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 16:55:21 No.12484202 Report

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>>12483979
Look at your birth certificate. Was it issued 40 or more years ago? If yes, then you have cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 17:14:12 No.12484281 Report

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>>12484162
>>12484181
>>12484202
tell me god dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 17:15:12 No.12484291 Report

Quoted By: >>12484294

somewhere in the 10 million range

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 17:15:58 No.12484294 Report

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>>12484291
that sounds a bit high. hospitals are really shelling out 10 mil?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 17:40:58 No.12484363 Report

Quoted By: >>12484447

>>12483979
If you need to ask then you wouldn't know what to do with the equipment anyway schizo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 18:05:37 No.12484447 Report

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>>12484363
they come with a manual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 18:48:53 No.12484550 Report

Quoted By: >>12484552 >>12484558

>>12483979
Just a phone and a car. Learn to make appointments, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 18:49:22 No.12484552 Report

Quoted By: >>12484558 >>12484561 >>12484595

>>12484550
no, i want to rely on greedy doctors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 18:50:24 No.12484558 Report

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>>12484550
>>12484552
dont***

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 18:51:16 No.12484561 Report

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>>12484552
ah, you're an american

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 18:51:35 No.12484563 Report

Quoted By: >>12484595 >>12484608

>>12484561
yes :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 18:59:36 No.12484582 Report

Quoted By: >>12484733 >>12484755

>>12483979
>>12484294
You don't even understand what you are asking. There are so many different types of cancer and certain methods only work with specific ones that you would need different types of scanners, xrays, biopsies, blood testing, internal body cameras etc. You need a hospital sized infrastructure and budget but in your case take your damn schizo meds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 19:03:50 No.12484595 Report

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>>12484563
>>12484552
You'll need an airplane too then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 19:07:30 No.12484608 Report

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>>12484563
Then emigrate to a proper country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 19:37:59 No.12484733 Report

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>>12484582
This

>>12483979
But perhaps cheaper screening methods will come in a few decades

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 19:43:32 No.12484755 Report

Quoted By: >>12484791

>>12484582
OK, I'll buy all of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 19:51:35 No.12484791 Report

Quoted By: >>12484864

>>12484755
You can't. You need a special license to purchase things like the radioisotopes used in some of the procedures. A medical license to purchase medical grade xray equipment. Stop being an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:08:27 No.12484864 Report

Quoted By: >>12484881

>>12484791
why would i need a license??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:13:03 No.12484881 Report

Quoted By: >>12484894

>>12484864
You think you can just buy radioactive materials on Amazon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:15:19 No.12484894 Report

Quoted By: >>12484908

>>12484881
smoke detectors?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:19:51 No.12484908 Report

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>>12484894
Most are optical these days and anyway stop being an obtuse twat. *dangerous* radioactive materials

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:22:19 No.12484917 Report

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>>12484908
xray machines are dangerous?

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Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:25:59 No.12484932 Report

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> xray machines are dangerous?

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Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:28:00 No.12484938 Report

Quoted By: >>12484954 >>12485016

>>12484932
should i decline the tsa screenings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:28:27 No.12484940 Report

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>>12483979
screen yourself for autism first, get treatment if it'll ever be discovered, then your need to make this retarded thread will be cured. good luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:30:13 No.12484954 Report

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>>12484938
those aren't xray machines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:30:45 No.12484955 Report

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>>12484954
what are they? looks like infared

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:32:00 No.12484960 Report

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>>12484955
terahertz scanners

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 20:47:20 No.12485016 Report

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>>12484938
>imagine this but a hot woman
TSA people got it all figured out

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