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First reply, I just broke this threads hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers. Just remember the fist reply is the most special, and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel about you the way it felt about me. It's over, you might as well go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread I pumped and dumped.
