>be me
>H-bonding supremacist
>walking down the street
>whistling to myself while repeating fluoride nitrogen and oxygen or FON for short
>love that acronym
>overhear some numbnuts talking about dipole-diapole
>whatever so long as he knows his place as second best
>ears perk up when he mentions LDF's
>throwing around the term "carbonchains"
>start seeing red
>he mentions greater polarizability
>punch him right in the mouth
>ask him if how many valence electrons it will take to keep his fucking teeth from splitting
>leave him there to bleed
>know your place LDF's
>hydrogen bonding is best
>H-bonding supremacist
>walking down the street
>whistling to myself while repeating fluoride nitrogen and oxygen or FON for short
>love that acronym
>overhear some numbnuts talking about dipole-diapole
>whatever so long as he knows his place as second best
>ears perk up when he mentions LDF's
>throwing around the term "carbonchains"
>start seeing red
>he mentions greater polarizability
>punch him right in the mouth
>ask him if how many valence electrons it will take to keep his fucking teeth from splitting
>leave him there to bleed
>know your place LDF's
>hydrogen bonding is best
