>Be me a year ago
>My college asks me to give a class on some subject while doing my masters
>Give real analysis
>One of my students is failing, he hasn't got the slightest gist of it
>He's an actuarial science major
>Get an email from him one day
>Says he'll pay me 10,000 if I let him pass the class with a C, says we'll make it hushhush
>Tell him to meet me the next day to discuss this matter
>He brings his father with him
>Audibly kek as I look at this scrawny retard with his dad who's wearing nothing short of pijamas
>They greet me and take a seat
>Tell them that I can't just give him a passing grade or I'll loose my job
>Father offers me double the money
>I start considering his proposal
>Make them a deal that I'll tutor the little fuck and give him special classes so he can learn the material
>His dad is fucking ectastic
>Tells me that'll do and that he'll pay me 300 cash per hour
>Ask them if sundays at 5:00 would be okay
>They want it daily
>Puta madre de Dios
>End up making upwards of 30,000 in less than a two months because kid wanted two hours per day
>Talk with him and eventually tells me his dad runs some big insurance company or some shit like that
>Kid passes with a B-
>Dad hires me
>Life's good
>Corona hits
>Quit job
>The guy sends me 20,000 each month to make sure I'm not having any trouble with the pandemic
>Finish my masters
>Work for him
>End up getting payed for scratching my huevos while watching Netflix
Best decision of my entire fucking life. Why are rich people like this?
>My college asks me to give a class on some subject while doing my masters
>Give real analysis
>One of my students is failing, he hasn't got the slightest gist of it
>He's an actuarial science major
>Get an email from him one day
>Says he'll pay me 10,000 if I let him pass the class with a C, says we'll make it hushhush
>Tell him to meet me the next day to discuss this matter
>He brings his father with him
>Audibly kek as I look at this scrawny retard with his dad who's wearing nothing short of pijamas
>They greet me and take a seat
>Tell them that I can't just give him a passing grade or I'll loose my job
>Father offers me double the money
>I start considering his proposal
>Make them a deal that I'll tutor the little fuck and give him special classes so he can learn the material
>His dad is fucking ectastic
>Tells me that'll do and that he'll pay me 300 cash per hour
>Ask them if sundays at 5:00 would be okay
>They want it daily
>Puta madre de Dios
>End up making upwards of 30,000 in less than a two months because kid wanted two hours per day
>Talk with him and eventually tells me his dad runs some big insurance company or some shit like that
>Kid passes with a B-
>Dad hires me
>Life's good
>Corona hits
>Quit job
>The guy sends me 20,000 each month to make sure I'm not having any trouble with the pandemic
>Finish my masters
>Work for him
>End up getting payed for scratching my huevos while watching Netflix
Best decision of my entire fucking life. Why are rich people like this?
