>>12465743>>12465752>>12465788>>12465804>>12465809If China has a million supporters, I’m one of them.
If China has 5 supporters, I’m one of them.
If China has one supporter, that one is me.
If China has no supporters, I’m no longer on Earth.
If I'm no longer on Earth, it's because I'm a Taikonaut.
If I'm a Taikonaut, I fly above dumb Gweilos.
If the world is against China, I’m against the whole world.
If I'm against the whole world, economy will be strong.
If the economy is strong, then the wolf warriors have succeeded.
If the wolf warriors have succeeded, then my job is done.
If my job is done, I will request new job from party official.
If I request new job from party official, I will need to fill out a form.
If I need to fill out a form, I will look up the answers on wechat.
If I look up the answers on wechat, I will need to use a VPN.
If I need to use a VPN, I will need official licence.
If I need official licence, I will pay Chin Dong Fang 300 Yuan.
If Chin Dong Fang asks for more I will tell his supervisor about his Forbidden Posting.
Till my last breath, I’ll support China.
