Invisible womb tattoos that react to cum?

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So i have a billion-dollar idea to make a special paint that can be applied completely invisibly and designed to react to cum. Wikipedia tells me the compounds within semen include the following:

>protein
>citrate
>sodium
>fructose

Which one of these reacts causes the fastest/easiest reactions and what can we use as the paint?