Any tips on building a nuke?

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Me and my Buds want to get revenge on a certain communist country that infected the world(and my gam-gam) with airborne aids. Thinking about strapping a snuke to my bros drone.
Looking at wikipedia, it seems like you need some rare earth minerals. Any tips on how to acquire such things?
Thanks dipshits.
~the craigmaister