NASA announced the winners of the 0G toilet competition, and I am baffled as to why I did not win. My idea was to simply give all the astronauts colostomy bags and cathiters. The bags would be secured in special compartments built into flight suits.

Con: minor surgery

Pro: save a fuck ton of weight and space aboard any space flight because you simply won't need a toilet. its sanitaty.

Bottom line: Toilets? Where we're going we don't need toilets!