>>12434193>the average american uses up a roll of toilet paper per dayhow is that possible?
I barely use any toilet paper because most of the time it just drops straight out with nothing left sticking. A clean drop. Wiping is entirely superfluous. The only time I use it is on those rare occasions that it doesn't cleanly drop. I get women using it more because they wipe their twat after urinating. Maybe they have messy shits as well. But a roll a day? That's just unimaginable.
Lets assume two shits a day ( Christ, I only shit once a day, what the fuck is wrong with people? ) and 6 urinations a day. Therefore, at worse we have have the need for 8 uses of toilet paper. Okay, lets round it up to say 10 uses then. Just to be generous. Now according to my sources the average two ply toilet roll has 500 sheets. That means 500/10 = 50 sheets per wiping session.
50 FUCKING SHEETS PER WIPING SESSION???
Jesus fuck. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people? Mother fucker, no wonder the world is going to Hell.
Christ, when i become world leader I will put an end to this nonsense. Everyone will be limited to 10 sheets of toilet paper per day per person. Christ, maybe those fucks will learn to shit properly like good Christians.
