Gatorade is secretly making you a better antenna

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"The range of frequencies in the center of the K band between 18 and 26.5 GHz is absorbed by water vapor in the atmosphere due to its resonance peak at 22.24 GHz, 1.35 cm. "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_band_(IEEE)

K band microwaves go from water to electrolytes your cells. Sending electrical information to your water-based being. It is the perfect band for the CIA to secretly microwave enemies with because it cannot be detected from a distance. Brando is real.