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Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 22:34:54 2020 No.12428304 View Reply Original Report

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Scientifically speaking, why do we use sit-down toilets rather than squatting? What is the evolutionary advantage, or is it, on the contrary, a deliberate deterioration in the work of our body?

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Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 2020 22:36:42 No.12428310 Report

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it's probably more likely that the toilet was invented before the biomechanics of pooping was understood.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 2020 22:42:45 No.12428330 Report

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>>12428310
why dont we uninvent toilets and try again then?
scientifically speaking

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Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 2020 22:46:29 No.12428349 Report

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>>12428304
becuase its more confertable

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Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 2020 22:46:35 No.12428351 Report

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>>12428330
(big toilet) has a lot of money going to legislators to make sure that doesn't happen

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Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 2020 23:07:07 No.12428422 Report

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>>12428304
Many toilets in China require squatting.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 2020 23:13:42 No.12428445 Report

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>>12428304
I always lean forwards when shitting to make it easier, who actually sits upright on the toilet like that.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 00:12:12 No.12428601 Report

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>>12428330
Why don't you?
Send it to a design competition then try to make a startup, or sell patent to big toilet

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 00:12:35 No.12428603 Report

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Bro I just took a shit and when I looked down the bowl it was completely red and blood came out of my bum.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 00:34:58 No.12428668 Report

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>>12428603
Have you eaten beets recently? They'll make your shit and the water red.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 02:27:01 No.12428941 Report

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>>12428330
Changing inertia takes effort. I've seen ads for stools like the one in OP's image so there's already some movement in that direction but it will take time. Eventually one of the big toilet manufacturers will see incorporating a foot bar or other mechanism into their design as a way to give them an advantage over their competitors. They'll use marketing to let everyone know you should defecate squatting rather than sitting. But they need to be sure about this first because if it turns out that squatting doesn't actually make a difference, then their credibility takes a hit and they're open to lawsuits for deceptive advertising.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 02:44:15 No.12428978 Report

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>>12428445
excellent point good sir. you are a scholar and a gentlemen.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 02:44:34 No.12428979 Report

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>>12428351
made me chuckle

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 16:01:16 No.12430432 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 16:05:06 No.12430450 Report

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>>12428310
Everyone was squatting over chamber pots up to then. Even people used to shitting like that were willing to pay to have a comfy seat instead

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 16:09:10 No.12430462 Report

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>>12428304
Scientifically speaking, a squat plug has much better gains than squat pooping.
It is also much better with respect to hygiene. Less cleanup in the gym

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 16:19:29 No.12430490 Report

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>>12428304
I've been squatting when shitting ever since I was like 6. It just felt a lot more natural and comfortable. Also less poop stains between your ass cheeks so its cleaner and less messy. I don't use a stool btw I just squat on the plastic toilet seat. No one except my girlfriend knows I do this because people would think it's weird.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 16:22:15 No.12430493 Report

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>>12428304
does anyone actually sit upright on the toilet? i lean forward like a 20 degree angle between my torso and thigh

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 16:22:58 No.12430497 Report

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>>12428330
There are lots of squat toilets in Asia like in Japan.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 16:32:13 No.12430514 Report

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>>12428304
Have you ever tried to read a book while squat-pooping?
LITERACY!

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 16:39:31 No.12430523 Report

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>>12428304
Because they were modeled to be like the "toilets" that people were used to - outhouses and the like.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 17:46:11 No.12430702 Report

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>>12430490
Lmfao i can just imagine walking in on a grown fucking mass perched on the toilet seat like a fucking bird.
Be honest mate, how many times you miscalculated and dropped a log off center? Ever fell of the crapper? I bet you have you little bird shitter

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 17:50:38 No.12430721 Report

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>>12428304
I squat on the toilet rim to poop when I'm forced to be indoors.

>>12428349
Objectively false

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 20:11:06 No.12431288 Report

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>>12430702
>Ever fell of the crapper?
Well I don't fall from it as you would imagine but I had rare moments where my balance would slip and I instinctively put one of my leg down to keep my whole body from plunging down. I've been doing this since I was 6 so I have great balance.
>Dropped a log off the center?
Not sure what you mean by that but I don't aim for the water because it could splash onto my ass.

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 00:44:36 No.12432438 Report

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shit your pants like a real man or gtfo

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 04:15:53 No.12433063 Report

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>>12430721
>I squat on the toilet rim to poop when I'm forced to be indoors.
Universities have to put up signs to stop thirdies like you breaking toilet rims.
https://nationalsafetysigns.com.au/safety-signs/combined-squatting-toilet-paper-sign-in16230/

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 05:28:01 No.12433277 Report

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>>12433063
>skimps on the toilet budget
>calls other nations third world

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 05:40:14 No.12433317 Report

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>>12428304
Because squatting is undignified and is only for bug people

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 06:53:21 No.12433492 Report

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>>12430490
>Also less poop stains between your ass cheeks
..how fat are you?

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 06:57:09 No.12433502 Report

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>>12428304
you can fix this easily by just leaning forward
holy shit bro do you even shit?

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 07:28:58 No.12433579 Report

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>>12433492
I'm 5'8 and only 66kg. You do realize that spreading your ass cheeks makes it so that poop doesn't slide betweem them just like how doing the same makes you fart without making noise? Not a huge difference but less poop stains.

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 13:11:03 No.12434358 Report

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>>12431288
How many times has a turd snagged the rim and left a shitty smear?

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 13:53:40 No.12434482 Report

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>>12433502
maybe he's american and is too fat to lean forward

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 15:32:11 No.12434747 Report

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>>12428330
>scientifically
One anon was inspired by Eudeamon to make waste elimination equipment of that style.
Since then nothing has been heard. Strange.

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 15:55:23 No.12434832 Report

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>>12428304
can't you just lean the torso forward and achieve the same effect?

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 16:13:16 No.12434931 Report

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>>12433063
>the chad sqautter
>the virgin sitter

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 17:51:58 No.12435407 Report

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>>12434358
why would that happen? how fat are you?

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 18:29:57 No.12435654 Report

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>>12428304
Because sitting is modern, practical, and civilized. In Roman times, it was commonplace to have conversations with others on toilets while shitting.

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 18:35:54 No.12435680 Report

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>>12428351
The Big Shitter would benefit much more if we all had to buy new toilets

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Anonymous Tue 08 Dec 2020 18:46:06 No.12435747 Report

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>>12428304
This explains why my big poops make me want to lunge forward while sitting down

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