>hello sir I'm a doctor of psychology
>it seems you aren't neurotypical my or my what a calamity
>now take this short survey and mind game test
>ah I have calculated that your survey responses prove you have a chronic mental illness that was first discovered to be an illness less than 3 generations ago.
>youre going to have to take opiates to be an efficient worker for the rest of your life
>each opiate has a 1000 percent or more markup
>yes I'm a scientist
>yes I publish replicable research
>yes I am a doctor.
>it seems you aren't neurotypical my or my what a calamity
>now take this short survey and mind game test
>ah I have calculated that your survey responses prove you have a chronic mental illness that was first discovered to be an illness less than 3 generations ago.
>youre going to have to take opiates to be an efficient worker for the rest of your life
>each opiate has a 1000 percent or more markup
>yes I'm a scientist
>yes I publish replicable research
>yes I am a doctor.
