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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 10:56:47 2020 No.12414568 View Reply Original Report

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You are in an island. There are coconuts way up on a tree, too far from reach. How do you take them?

Primitive question. Gimmie your BEST answer. You should be able to solve it.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 11:13:28 No.12414590 Report

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>>12414568
Wait for the eventual decay of the carbon matter of the tree, eventually the structure will be weak enough for the tree to fall down and pick up the coconuts.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 11:26:50 No.12414620 Report

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>>12414568
There's no such thing as out of reach. Tie a rope around your waist and wrap yourself with it around the tree, then fucking climb it.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 13:09:03 No.12414774 Report

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>>12414568
Palm trees are not that hard to climb, have you ever been outside?

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 13:10:46 No.12414779 Report

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>>12414568
I think about OP's mum and use my erection to knock the coconuts down.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 13:37:47 No.12414838 Report

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>>12414568
I'd probably throw rocks and shit at it and hope it falls down. If that doesnt work I'd climb it, fall, get injured and probably die.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 19:31:11 No.12416066 Report

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>>12414568
make / find a long stick?
I wouldn't risk climbing and hurting myself

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 19:33:07 No.12416074 Report

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>>12416066
A 30m long stick, are you fucking retarded?

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 20:50:22 No.12416460 Report

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Just climb the tree

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 22:25:27 No.12416915 Report

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I ask the friendly fish to get it for me.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 22:32:45 No.12416934 Report

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That picture indicates that the coconuts are sentient as they are talking to the man, so I simply, use smooth talk to persuade the coconuts to come down to me that is the easy way lol.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 23:49:21 No.12417208 Report

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>>12416934
> we know you want to eat us, faggot

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 23:52:16 No.12417230 Report

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>>12416460
>tfw never climbed a coconut tree before
i have no childhood, how do people do that so easily and not fall down and die?

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 23:52:52 No.12417232 Report

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>>12417230
yeah you just squeeze with your legs and shimmy up the tree

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 23:55:04 No.12417242 Report

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>>12414568
Wait until the icecaps melt and float up with the water.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 07:34:39 No.12418324 Report

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>>12414568
You could build a ladder

Or throw two pieces of rope up at the right angles and then pull

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Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 17:17:49 No.12419630 Report

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>>12414568
1) chop down the tree
2) boil wood and eat the soup
3) fuck the coconut's holes

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Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 17:22:59 No.12419650 Report

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>>12414568
>look for something to throw at them
>if that fails try climbing
>if that fails pile sand
No matter what I'm going to be shitting water within a couple of hours.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 17:33:04 No.12419676 Report

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>>12414568
Climb it. what are you fucking lazy?
>>12419630
this is a really good answer though.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 22:52:19 No.12420472 Report

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>>12419630
Great job cutting down your water and food source genius. Hope you have a plan to get off the island, cause you just made staying there so much harder.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 22:56:39 No.12420492 Report

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Inflate myself just like a balloon then stretch my arms out.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 23:00:26 No.12420509 Report

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>>12414568
>You are in an island.
No I am not.

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