God goes back to school and asks, "Why are you still here? Why do you still exist? What counter-argument could you possibly have and why would you advertise or broadcast it to the rest of the fucking world at the drop of a hat?"

What's 4chan's reply?

As a teacher I'd probably defend against God with, "I call my students the firewall of rejection." And then let my students defeat God instantly, and then gang-bang! Yaaaay!