Guys. I have shat the bed and pissed all over myself for the last 3 months. I learned that there is this obscure and rarely talked about corner of physics called "quantum mechanics", or QM for short. Evidently, the central premise of this theory explicitly says I will live forever. This is terrifying. I don't want to be 100 billion years old, unable to die, at the heat death of the universe. please, please oh god, please tell me this is a lie. Antiprove this horrible theory. I beg of you. I can't sleep anymore