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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 09:11:53 2020 No.12398473 View Reply Original Report

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if einstein would be alive today, what programming language will he use for scientific research?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 09:13:29 No.12398476 Report

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Microsoft Excel macros

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 09:14:30 No.12398479 Report

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>>12398476
>>12398476
>Microsoft Excel macros

Based and Optimum Pilled

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 09:14:30 No.12398480 Report

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>>12398473
Probably whatever he was taught first. People who are prominent in a field don’t circle jerk about which language is better they just use what they know.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 09:17:06 No.12398485 Report

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Scientific research does not depend on the choice of language to use.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 09:18:14 No.12398489 Report

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>>12398485
Found the freshman

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 11:09:15 No.12398716 Report

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>>12398473
probably a symbolic language like mathematica

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 11:11:00 No.12398720 Report

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>>12398473
yiddish

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 11:12:47 No.12398725 Report

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>>12398473
He would be fired for lack of references and citations.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 11:18:37 No.12398735 Report

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>>12398473
I'm not sure but he has a certain Erlang vibe.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 12:28:43 No.12398856 Report

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>>12398473
Javascript

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 12:32:52 No.12398865 Report

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Einstein would never codemonkey, he would have graduate monkeys doing the grunt work for him

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 12:39:55 No.12398875 Report

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I don't think he would even use a computer. He would be so disgusted by what they've done to our culture he would go full luddite.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 13:25:54 No.12398971 Report

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>>12398473
Mathematica, obviously.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 22:21:58 No.12400860 Report

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>>12398473
unironically matlab. You barely have to learn it. Any time you get stuck, the documentation gets you unstuck in 5 minutes.

All other programming languages pretty much required you to waste time turning yourself into a software fag

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Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 22:32:26 No.12400890 Report

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>>12398485
>>12398865
All these are true

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 02:41:10 No.12401758 Report

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>>12398473
Not matlab.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 04:40:55 No.12402055 Report

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>>12398473
brainfuck

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 04:57:30 No.12402204 Report

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>>12398875
>OG bolshevik kike would be disgusted by degeneracy

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 07:55:23 No.12402545 Report

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>>12398476
fpbp

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 09:26:47 No.12402687 Report

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>>12398473
C or haskell

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 09:31:42 No.12402695 Report

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>>12398473
he would shit in urinals probably
oppenheimer would use C i guess

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 09:47:27 No.12402725 Report

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>>12398476
This unironically

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 09:50:39 No.12402727 Report

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>>12398875
Einstein would have had a Netflix special about how general relativity is gender-fluid

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 10:31:23 No.12402797 Report

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None. He would have been addicted to factorio and minecraft.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 15:50:35 No.12403412 Report

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>>12398476
based and excelpilled
that or Julia / Python / R

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 15:53:54 No.12403422 Report

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Clisp, because it is jewish.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 15:54:56 No.12403425 Report

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>>12402687
Haskell is not good for physics. Yet.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 00:41:38 No.12405600 Report

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>>12398476
probably python or >>12398476
Einstein is not gay so he will not use matlab

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 01:48:46 No.12405809 Report

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>>12398473
>>12398476
>>12398480
>>12400860
>>12402687
>>12403412
>>12405600
yo did y'all ever do a GR class? You cant (or barely approximatively) do analytical differential geometry thru numeric computation. He would've use Mathematica over anything else. Not even questionable

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 01:51:57 No.12405823 Report

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>>12400860
Matlab community is unironically the worse. Python is just as easy to learn and the online troubleshooting is waaay superior. Plus no one should pay to code

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 01:58:23 No.12405842 Report

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Mathematica is the nigger of computing software

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 02:08:09 No.12405868 Report

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>>12400860
>>12398716
Contrarily to popular belief, he mostly dabbled in statistical mechanics, so he would have definitely used C++ or something good for simulations. He would have simulated the outcome of Brownian motion. Probably would have done hella molecular dynamics simulations and made connections between thermodynamics and classical mechanics.

This is only achievable with massively parallel C++ codes. Or Julia.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 02:10:14 No.12405881 Report

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>>12398476
Came here to post this.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 12:06:51 No.12407054 Report

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>>12398473
Postgrad students

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 22:09:50 No.12409015 Report

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>>12398473
Javascript

>>12405868
Hey'll compile his own binaries using text parsing in javascript

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Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 08:06:49 No.12410741 Report

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ampl?

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Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 08:09:49 No.12410745 Report

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if einstein would be alive today, how would he steal from satyendra bose?
bose has been dead for decades

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Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 11:29:12 No.12411114 Report

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>>12398476
>Microsoft Excel macros

Physics was unified in Excel, so yeah, pretty much

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