>>12395312Mostly no. Radiation would almost 100% of the time result in negative mutations. Now let's say somehow a mutation was conducive to spreading DNA in a human. It would need to essentially carry a virus, so the spider would be a carrier of what appears (to its own species) to be useless DNA. If you were infected by this virus, your children could potentially be spiderman. That's only hypothetical, though.
We know you won't be having children.