like trying to be funny not being very funny if you toss Michaela russenbaum and skylar mendel into a party with mike ingram and leslie taylor why would they swap out? (those are all movie stars I made up, and it's assumed that Mike is chlorine and Skylar is nitrate and Michaela is silver and Leslie is sodium. See I always thought that Leslie was like a big star for her role in the blockbusters, but apparently Mike appreciates Michaela for her role in that sophisticated piece she won an oscar for, right? like is it something to do with electronegativity)
