They already exists, pic rel
>not a plant, not a schroom, not an animal
>720 sexes
>unicellular
>can move 1cm/hour
>can attain the size of several km
>no brain, yet it can learn
>solves mazes
>can choose it's food
>literally has a sense of taste
>cut in half it regenerates
>can merge with other blobs. The new merged blob has the memories of the 2 previous
>without merging it can still transmit it's memories to another blob
>without food it dries out until there is some.
>almost impossible to kill
