DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the academia, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m one of my favourite SCIENTISTS . you should totally come on down to my lab cabinet, it’s got soft chairs and everything, we can crack open a nice pirated pdf or three and get crazy watching some american on zoom! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to a conference- listen here, right, it’s a CONFERENCE where us SCIENTISTS who do SCIENCE STUFF can go GIVE TALKS. BUT!!!! it’s also an like when we were students, so we can listen to AWESOME PROFESSORS, without dumb undergrads bothering us. speaking of which my uni and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting my salary snipped, that way we can save money to spent more on lab and our ADVISED STUDENTS. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this talk and give another one!!!