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>be me, chem grad student
>taking a class on fluorescence microscopy
>did this shit in undergrad, should be a chill class
>nope.jpg
>prof is an absolute asshole, cut to today, oral exam
>"explain fluorescence"
>give thorough explanation using theory from spontaneous and stimulated emission
>"don't use layman's terms"

Fucking biologists. We spent 10 minutes and he just wanted me to say that the atoms "absorb" the photon (not the photon energy). Why do they teach what they do not understand?