I really, really, really, really want off this planet. My dream is to go to Mars, pick a cute little crater and work my ass off to terraform it. I'd be a gardener and I would oversee the first pond on the surface of Mars in ages.

Realistically, how do I go about it? I just want to fuck off from Earth, I don't care about my health nor my wellbeing, and I'd go tomorrow given the chance.