So I'm having a friend complain (rightfully) about the news SCPs, and one thing he posted gave me a moment of thinking that led to us having an autism moment.

I argued that it's retarded that slowing down the universal constant of light speed would create black holes, because mass is the creation point of holes.

He just kept posting the Schwarzschild radius, one post of "Changing light speed affects the calculation of the Schwarzschild radius, which means that the concentration of mass needed to collapse into singularity also changes," and called me a moron.

I still think it's theoretical gayness, but that's theoretical physics, right?
http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-536