>>12364769>Teens with bad teeth get poor gradesCorrelation, likely stemming from a common cause.
>30% of poor adults with crappy teeth have trouble finding workOnce again, likely the personality attributes that lead to bad teeth also lead to poor work habits
>Drinking poisoned water reduces tooth decaySo does brushing your teeth. Just do that.
>strengthening our knowledgeThat's a weasel statement right out of Orwell
>Alaskans are stupid and lazyNo disagreement
>Back in the age of rotary phones, something was differentAccess to dental services, along with primitive dental medicine was more likely a cause than juicing everyone's water.