Gentlemen, I have an important question of philosophical and empirical importance, one that has not been answered by science or philosophy yet. The question of jannies and trannies. Not that if they are trannies (it is a well accepted fact they are) but that of WHY they are trannies. When pondering this question I first started to what trannies want. Trannies are best classified by their want to be feminine. They want to do everything they can in order act more feminine and look more feminine. Now my fellow scholars what is one of the most feminine jobs one can do? In our current society it is a house wife. House wives clean up messes for free. What do jannies do? THEY ALSO clean up messes for free. This revelation hit my like a lighting bolt. Jannies do this job because they want to act more feminine. Now I leave this question to open discussion to all of you scholars, do you also believe in my reasoning of why jannies are trannies or do you think its because of some other reason?